Comments | the_blackstaff: The Ten Spot: Not Now, Not Ever.

the_blackstaff

The Ten Spot: Not Now, Not Ever.

Mar 11, 2008 11:51

TEN things you would never ever do.

01. Let the vampires win.
02. Use black magic.
03. Live in a big city.
04. Make the same mistakes I made with Margaret again.
05. Spend a day in a spa.
06. Give up my farm.
07. Stop annoyin' the mail man.
08. Kiss Langtry.
09. Sell my truck.
10. Stop lookin' out for Hoss and tryin' to keep him from doin' stupid things.

langry, black magic, character prompt, vampire, farm, harry, margaret

Comments 10

Re: Number 10 semi_auto_magic March 11 2008, 17:19:47 UTC

You say the sweetest things, sir.

Re: Number 10 the_blackstaff March 11 2008, 17:38:39 UTC

Yeah, well, I must be partial to you or somethin'.

Re: Number 10 semi_auto_magic March 11 2008, 17:45:50 UTC

I'd lean towards or something.

itsjondy_not210 March 11 2008, 21:22:21 UTC

Spas are badass, yo, seriously. Don't get off that train.

the_blackstaff March 11 2008, 21:23:24 UTC

I ain't exactly the frills and mud bath type, girl.

itsjondy_not210 March 11 2008, 21:27:03 UTC

Have you ever been to a spa? It caters to the female persuasion, yeah? So where is the bad in taking a mud bath next to a naked chick? SEE?!! My logic is out of this world. Plus, you're a man, which means you used to be a boy, which means you used to play in the mud anyway. Where's the bad?

the_blackstaff March 11 2008, 22:53:35 UTC

The bad is the sprucin' up and fancy stuff. I don't need that sort of "treatment". Just gonna end up dirty and scruffy again any way.

Thread 5

*via the multiversal postal system* dame_de_pique March 12 2008, 01:22:38 UTC

At some point in the near future, an apple pie and a note are delivered to Hog Hollow.

[Enjoy, share it, and don't work too hard.
-- Yours, Njoki Rainmaker]

Re: *via the multiversal postal system* the_blackstaff March 12 2008, 04:28:22 UTC

Ebenezar grinned when he got the pie, quite pleased with the gift and the note.