The Ten Spot: Not Now, Not Ever.

[the_blackstaff]

TEN things you would never ever do.

01. Let the vampires win.
02. Use black magic.
03. Live in a big city.
04. Make the same mistakes I made with Margaret again.
05. Spend a day in a spa.
06. Give up my farm.
07. Stop annoyin' the mail man.
08. Kiss Langtry.
09. Sell my truck.
10. Stop lookin' out for Hoss and tryin' to keep him from doin' stupid things.