Yeah, I read this and almost started bawling.

http://www.geocities.com/sflabrescue/howcouldyou.html

In most states (I didn't have time to google them all) it is illegal for a minor to be in possession of alcohol. Furthermore, it is illegal to be in possession of a fake ID.

So, lets say, you're 23 or so...and at a bar. There's a girl there, drinking with an ID that says she's 21. You take her home, or go somewhere, whatever, ya have sex.

She was ( Read more... )

If you voted for Bush either time, or you're celebrating South Dakota's new law, please remove yourself from my friends list. You're an idiot and I hope you can live with yourself ( Read more... )

Okay, here's the deal.  I have no fucking clue how to make custom layouts, they fucking baffle me to NO end.  So.  I made on in photoshop (yeah, laugh, whatever).  Do any of you have the l33t skillz to make a layout that pretty much duplicates the picture below?  If so, just lemme know what info you need pics uploaded, whatever.  I will be in major ( Read more... )

http://www.cafepress.com/dardeksforge.46939176

http://www.screenhead.com/funny/dance_monkeys_dance.swf

Fri, Jan. 20th, 2006, 08:29 pm ( Read more... )

is this:

https://www.vulcanabags.com

?

Bidding on ebay for tickets. May end up with 2, since its impossible to find 1.

Anyone interested?

So Billy Joel is playing the Forum on the 12th. I LOVE Billy Joel. LOVE. I'm desperately seeking tickets. If I don't see this, imma cry. The man is getting old, damnit.

For once I almost wish I was still in NY.

He's playing SIX shows there at Maddy Square.

Damnit.

Ideas are welcome.