In case you've missed
what's going on... Today's theme, I hope, wasn't misleading. While I COULD have put up a solid 24-hours worth of video, I decided to refrain from using my YouTube favorites (a good 87 hours there, I'm sure) in lieu of videos I found individually on the net by going on that OTHER big video website. Also, what were the chances you'd sit through 24-hours worth of video anyway? In the end, I think there's probably somewhere about the area of 30-minutes of total video below, if that. I didn't actually total it up.
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After yesterday, I promised to start today off with something ridiculously cute. Therefore, here's guinea pig rumble. These kids are wasting their time, they could be playing the game: kids blow the tetris theme out on bottles. "Geeks in the Woods" is a hilarious tribute to the magical land of LARP. I kinda have to agree with one guy in the comments for the video: I cackle like crazy when the one guy gets wailed on with the axe during the triple-cut. This is how a standard hockey game became one of the most exciting ones in the matter of .02 seconds. Impatient kitty is part goat and part insane. I don't know whether to be disturbed or snerk with laughter. A guy rollerblades through rows of partially filled bottles, hitting each bottle and reproducing Mozart's 40th symphony. 'Nuff said. "What are germs? Germs are tiny, tiny little creatures that want to kill you." An epic "instructional" video done old-school style. Italian Spiderman. Click it. I know you want to. This goose? Was definitely an extra in The Birds. I am torn between wanting a vicious attack goose of my own, definitely not wanting a vicious attack goose of my own, and amazement the guy didn't throttle the thing when he had the chance. Mr. Rogers and break-dancing. True story. I also missed this episode when I was younger, and I somehow feel incredibly cheated. Holy shit, the sky really is falling. The description is the best: "It's like God got drunk and started harassing humans." Millimeters Matter. A brilliant commercial that I refuse to spoiler for you, so you'll just have to watch. I DO NOT SPEAK GERMAN, THEREFORE, I ONLY HAVE A VAGUE IDEA AS TO WHAT'S GOING ON. And it involves plungers and the backs of males. It's not like I have anything against polygamy, but these people are just creepy. Also: techno remix! Creepy, moment of NSFW, techno remix! ...Aww shit. Now I won't be able to fall asleep. The disgustingly amazing shoe tie trick. The kid video-taping basically expresses my exact reaction, voice-cracking included. A lot of time mash-ups like these are done wrong but this one is so right: The Sandlot Meets 300. A video about the "history" of LOLCats. Lol. Yeah, I sometimes wake up like that too. The only thing better than devil dog is devil dog getting "hi, my little baaaabeee" cooed to it. What I'm about to show you is very fake and is likely to make you very angry that it's fake: here's the "trailer" IGN made for a live-action Legend of Zelda movie. ...WHYS IT GOTTA LOOK SO GOOD? And I saved one of my personal favorites for last: Japanese television rules, once again. Japanese dizzy boxing.