I'm not a chick anymore! :D

And no, I am not just realizing this now. I haven't been a chick for a good whole week! A GREAT whole week, really! Queen, I thought I had respect for women before but now...? DAMN. I will never say a bad thing about any girl, ever. Leona, why didn't you ever tell me having boobs was such a pain in the ass ( Read more... )

Being pregnant sucks! Queen, I dunno how you put up with this little brat boxing your insides. x_x I'm almost positive he has a metal foot to go along with Cray's metal arm, 'cause he's kicking up something fierce.

I feel so little and helpless despite the massive bulge that is Queen's offspring. Being a woman also sucks. Ugh, I hurt in places I' ( Read more... )

This has been a pretty lame holiday season if I do say so myself. But I guess un-lame to me is getting hammered, stripping Flik down to his skibbies and making him walk out into the middle of the frozen lake. And Flik's not here anymore. T_T ( Read more... )

While I was training in the mountains around here, I got beaned in the head with a falling boulder. Lucky for me my skull's so thick (laugh all you want, but it is), 'cause I only got knocked out for about a week.

WHAT? I missed the festival? Aaaugh, you've got to be kidding me. Another chance at conquering the enibreated gone! I'll have to ask ( Read more... )

When's this dealie happening, anyway? I know things have been pretty rough, but really, what's a better way to beat down the blues than a party? And maybe lots and lots of alcohol.All we've gotta do is put up a sign that says "no posessed assholes/regular assholes who think they're badass/vampires" and we're all set! I'll personally take care of ( Read more... )

ALL RIGHT KIDDIES, here's the deal!

Anybody who's got the stomach or the undamaged liver for it is invited to go up against me at the festival in the first ever Beat The Bear Drinking Competition! (I thought up the name myself, heh heh.)

Leona's supplying the booze of course. Anybody man enough to take me on? Huh? Huh?

I need a good, stiff drink. Yep. So I know where I'm headed. :D ( Read more... )

Welp, it's that time again! Love is in the air and all that shit!! Heh, I guess I'm pretty cynical about Valentine's. I never really had anybody to share it with. Anabelle...she doesn't really count, 'cause we were never really...well, y'know. No. Whatever. But I've got Leona now...and I've gotta admit, the stability of being in a relationship is ( Read more... )

Okay, so here's the thing: I had a grand ol' time watching Luca Blight make an ass of himself on Lucas's ship 'till we got down to Zexay. >_>; Then I hitch-hiked all the way back up here 'cause I realized that I'd forgotten that I still had to give Leona and Flik their Christmas gifts. :D; WIN, VIKTOR!

Now to do some serious last minute present ( Read more... )

So Flik and I actually had that drink like we were plannin' to for like...ever. It's been so loooong. I missed my old drinking buddy. He's been kinda' lonely lately, or that's what he said. He might've found Odessa since then, but when we talked he was real sad that he hadn't seen her lately. Poor guy. I think they'll be okay, though ( Read more... )