you cut off your penis and were preserving it in a jar to show me. you were so proud and happy. a little 'un was next to you; he had cut off his penis as well and it was, too, soaking in thick liquid. you said, 'look how much bigger mine is ( Read more... )

goodbye wickedly wonderful, awkward, sweet, busy, furious, bleeding, dissolving, perfecting and my everyanything london semester.

why am i in rome and on the internet ( Read more... )

After mulled wine at Builder's, and a little bit of working on my massive paper (and worrying a lot about it), Tim and I just dumped a bunch of old soup into myu floor's toilet and I gleefully yelled 'LEAVE IT!' because it looked hecka gross. He laughed and tried to throw out the container (footnnote real quick: my floor's toilet is ALWAYS broken ( Read more... )

Baron Christopher Guest is married to Jamie Leigh Curtis: "It's not like we're living some bizarre life here. We go home and we wear sweatpants and the baby takes a dump and we change the diaper." I know he's probably not trying to be funny, but to me it is anyway, and this is yet another reason a) he and his comedy are so brilliant and b) I would ( Read more... )

always too hungry and wanting to give the best of me but instead letting the glares and the forgets/forgotten suck out and descecrate the best of me just because they're skinny or sexy or used to be in my life and i thought i could count on you because my hands still hurt and/or i babysat and cared for so long. what is so different about my face or ( Read more... )

discovering all different kinds of love despite the demon in my throat ( Read more... )

with nights like these who needs enemies

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any light is blinding here. i'm scared by my language and by how often she cries now. i _____ when she's blank. off to hollywood again even though i'm angrily sick of the infinite shears.