aladdin shows some arabic pride;

[thatrapscallion]

You know, there's been a lot of craziness on these pages lately, and the primary byproduct I've been noticing is that the Aesopeans have been placed up on some sort of pedestal as the 'best' Tale group.

Now, I don't want to stir anything up - the Aesopeans are a perfectly boring nice group of Tales. Some of my best friends are Aesopeans, I swear!

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[windmill_tilter]

But I can neither spell nor pronounce most of the Arabic names!

Plus Eddie's right - Noah is smokin' hot. Hot like a pop tart.

[thatrapscallion]

I'm afraid I can't allow that; eskimos typically bundle up in those horribly unflattering parka things, and hiding you inside something like that would be a downright travesty.

As a solution, let it be known that I am available 24/6 for personalized warming.

[windmill_tilter]

You're not one of those annoying types that promises all kind of fun then flakes out when asked to make good on their innuendos, are you?

[thatrapscallion]

I find the mere notion of fulfilling such a dastardly role to be scandalous beyond belief.

[windmill_tilter]

Excellent ...