So I'm driving down the road the other day, and I see this billboard advertising an upcoming festival. Normally I would casually glance at such a billboard, and then go about my day unchanged. But this is no ordinary festival they're advertising, this may be the most poorly named festival in the history of festivals. Yes folks, I'm talking about ( Read more... )

Editors note: The post referred to in this entry was on blogspot, and was not moved to livejournal, due the author's laziness, and the complete lack of any real content, it was a whole bunch of those quiz thingys that everybody loves so much ( Read more... )

Last night before going to bed I realized I hadn't really eaten yesterday, (unless you count the little bag of potato chips I had at work) after a quick glance through my cupboards, fridge and freezer I settled on a delicious and nutritious dinner of ramen. If this was a unique experience it wouldn't be so bad, but that's a pretty typical account ( Read more... )

I don't go to the doctor very often, if I can avoid it. I don't like doctors, don't get me wrong, I think it's great what they do, and I have oodles of respect for how much they have to know, and how hard their job is, and my doctor is a really nice guy, but I just don't like to visit him. First of all, you have to make an appointment, which means ( Read more... )

Been thinking about my teenage years a lot lately, God I was a piece of work. I miss those feelings of invincibility, the unfaltering belief in happy endings, and having the world at my fingertips. I miss being fearless and stupid. I miss the sex, drugs and rock & roll, life's a little more masturbation, alcohol and easy listening these days. ( ( Read more... )

So I'm actually kinda new at all this computer stuff, until lately I'd pretty much relied on other people to figure out all the details for me. I have some sort of strange magnetic field around me that causes most electronic devices to run away screaming at the very sight of me. (this is quite a sight, especially at computer labs and cyber cafes) ( Read more... )