[A roar of sound, following by rushing waves. The feed is dark and coughing fills the air, followed by a cleared throat, and a familiar male voice.]

If -- [HACK] -- if that was a fucking giant squid... then I'm...

Fruit trees.

I'm in...

I'm in...[A pause, and then a sudden flurry of movement as the PCD is pulled from a pocket, lifted to the ( Read more... )

I honestly never thought I could have a day this bad.

( [Private to Zedd//Hackable] )

Nice to see you all didn't burn the place down while I was gone. That would not have made me a pleasant man to deal with.

Shit, that ended up being way more than a few days.

It's about time for those bastards to start fucking with us again. Wonder what it'll be this time, hmn ( Read more... )

[Augury's voice is rougher than normal, but he sounds oddly sober and his voice is soft ( Read more... )

Ginia. I found a crate of whiskey. I'll bring it over later. I've also been working on some moonshine.

I'm getting tired of staring at the wall. 'Bout time we had some eggs around here. I spotted a fuckin' enormous yellow bird thing when I was out earlier. Got a picture of it too, here --

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... they'd be fun to ride.[Augury ( Read more... )

[There's a roar of water, and Augury's voice comes through, an almost constant stream of curses, followed by a thunderous growl and what sounds like an animalistic shriek. The PCD clatters to the ground, and after a moment, Augury picks it up. He's soaking wet and looking angry enough to rip something apart by the joints ( Read more... )

[The PCD switches on, and what follows sounds quite a bit like Augury has accidentally run into a patch of the Joker's laughing gas. Every time it seems like he's about to stop, it starts up again, until he finally is coherent enough to speak.]

OH GODS, THIS IS TOO MUCH- Stop it- I can't breathe-

THIS IS TOO FUCKIN' FUNNY.

WahahahahahahahaHA-!!! ( Read more... )

[Muffled noises.]

Told you, I had to move the boxes 'cause you were usin' all the floor with your goddamn spell forms! Don't you bitch at me just 'cause you ( Read more... )

[Augury's laughing, but it's strained, pushed to the edge of slightly manic. His voice is slurred a little around the edges ( Read more... )

[The PCD clatters to the ground. A horrible screaming noise is punctured with a growl, and what sounds like the roar of something from the larger feline family. There's a strange crunching sound, and then low laughter.]

Oh, I fuckin' love this place.