http://failblog.org/2009/02/04/verizon-math-fail/

...what would I be?

http://bukucomics.com/loserz/go/402

Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgement that something else is more important than fear ( Read more... )

Simple, clear purpose and principles give rise to complex and intelligent behavior. Complex rules and regulations give rise to simple and stupid behavior.
-Dee Hock

Wriggling and slimy, you monsters.

http://www.xkcd.com/593/

Rogue/wizard, Familiar(cat), Knowledge(architecture) Use magic device, Craft(also everything), Combat reflexes(extra attacks of opportunity), Weapon focus(finger)

Druid, Animal companion(squid), Feat: additional animal companion(rabbit), Craft(everything)

Monk(or fighter)/wizard, spell focus(abjuration)(divination), Profession(seaman)