This is my first time posting, so bear with me. I've been mob lately with the bunnies, often of epic proportions, but due to work and just a general lack of willpower, I'll likely not be able to do anything with them myself.

( ...a bunny list /without/ Perceptor?! )

1. 'Arrest the lot of 'em. Conspiracy to cause an affray,' he started to count on his fingers, 'going equipped to commit a crime, obstruction, threatening behavior, loitering with intent, loitering within tent, hah, traveling for the purpose of committing a crime, malicious lingering and carrying concealed weapons.'-Jingo, Vimes

Prowl was a rather ( Read more... )

1. “The enemy, of course, but an enemy for 6000 years now, which made him sort of a friend.” ~Good Omens

2. He looked into the other mech’s optics and saw the terrible beast still lurking there.

3. Unicron’s floating head becomes a tourist attraction.

4. Because of the energon crisis, all the wild creatures of Cybertron (and any other ‘ ( Read more... )

1. Teletraan-1 is a normal, mobile ‘bot.

2. Teletraan-1 and Elita-1 are related!

3. What would it be like if Rodimus came before Optimus, and Galvatron came before Megatron?

4. Spiraling off to infinity.

5. Someone is stuck on the ceiling.

6. Other ‘Bots get their logic processors locked but Prowls’ stay functional.

7. ( Read more... )

The bunnies have been rabid of late...

1. Prince and the Pauper. The mech everyone knows as Optimus Prime is a fake. In reality the Ark mission was all a fake to trick Megatron into following. The real leader of the Autobots found a mech with the exact same build in a destitute part of the planet. A bit of persuasion and a new paint job and the ( Read more... )

I found these lovelies at Aaaugh! -A humor archive and I thought that these would make some nice bunnies for anyone who is interested.

1) Don't use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice.  (Anyone talking to Perceptor.)

2) I can see clearly now, the brain is gone...

3) The beatings will continue until morale improves. (Starscream and Megatron ( Read more... )

1: Starscream was bonded to Megatron before the Battle of Autobot City. His "death" and subsequent bodiless wanderings failed to break that bond since he didn't return to the Matrix. Cyclonus secretly loves his insane leader, but is thrown into turmoil when he finds out about the bond that remains between Galvatron and Starscream.

2: Starscream ( Read more... )