"Lapine masters"?

[alabaster_demon]

1. Teletraan-1 is a normal, mobile ‘bot.

2. Teletraan-1 and Elita-1 are related!

3. What would it be like if Rodimus came before Optimus, and Galvatron came before Megatron?

4. Spiraling off to infinity.

5. Someone is stuck on the ceiling.

6. Other ‘Bots get their logic processors locked but Prowls’ stay functional.

7.

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[kirin_saga]

11. Starscream and Skyfire are actually creator and sparkling.

Heh. *erases bunny from her new list* Those Cassettes again! SOMEONE ADOPT THIS; I WANT TO SEE IT!

17. The ability to see through walls.
19. The ability to see/sense auras.

Perceptor! Because he can see anything that he wants/needs to see.

18. The ability to detect truth/falsehood.

Blaster! He reads their voices, their tones and words. He can hear a lie and he can hear a truth. And none can disguise their words.

23. Someone has a stalker.

I'd say Perceptor, but he already has some stalker bunnies. So I'm going to say Blaster.

29. Some is receiving anonymous presents.

This can go with the stalker bunny.

30. The war is over, and the ‘Bots (maybe some ‘Cons as well) who have grown attached to Earth and its inhabitants refuse to leave.

I think Perceptor would stay. Maybe. There is so much to learn here on Earth. Even humans don't know everything about it.

[alabaster_demon]

SOMEONE ADOPT THIS; I WANT TO SEE IT!

We all love these silly robots and their family problems.

Perceptor! Because he can see anything that he wants/needs to see.

Perceptor: Prime, I'm afraid that the reason for my excessive protection by the Dinobots eludes me.
Optimus: But Perceptor, look at this website! These humans are obviously insane and intend to seriously harm you!... Or at least put you in very awkward situations without your consent.
Perceptor: This web page appears to be completely lacking any meaningful data.
Optimus: Are you just willing yourself not to see what's right in front of you?
Perceptor: Would you prefer that I view and fully comprehend every aspect of these threats and therefore lose all logical processor function?

Blaster! He reads their voices, their tones and words. He can hear a lie and he can hear a truth.

Maybe Blaster is another mech who's incapable of lying - because the sound of a lie is repulsive to his audial sensors and actually voicing one would make his vocals glitch?

I think Perceptor

[kirin_saga]

Perceptor: Prime, I'm afraid that the reason for my excessive protection by the Dinobots eludes me.
Optimus: But Perceptor, look at this website! These humans are obviously insane and intend to seriously harm you!... Or at least put you in very awkward situations without your consent.
Perceptor: This web page appears to be completely lacking any meaningful data.
Optimus: Are you just willing yourself not to see what's right in front of you?
Perceptor: Would you prefer that I view and fully comprehend every aspect of these threats and therefore lose all logical processor function?

*loves* And apparently, he can also be blind when he chooses to. Which could be very, very dangerous for him. They (we) could hurt him in so many ways, and he'd refuse to allow himself to see it for what it is. Yet another reason he needs the Dinobots. They know better than to ignore what's right in front of them.

Maybe Blaster is another mech who's incapable of lying - because the sound of a lie is repulsive to his audial sensors and actually voicing one

[alabaster_demon]

*chuckles* Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series. I think it was specifically from The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

[newsy891]

#5 - if the someone in the ceiling is Ravage, does that win the Internet or lose it? =D

[eerian_sadow]

and does that mean we need to put steeljaw in the basement?

[casora_tigerkin]

5. Someone is stuck on the ceiling.

Inquiry by MariaShadow
Link ~ http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2532293/1/Inquiry

[alabaster_demon]

*is stunned* Whoa...

... Okay, this telepathy thing is getting a little crazy. Does everyone in the fandom share a mind-link or something?

Thanks for the fic rec-age... again. Honestly, I should just check with you before posting *anything* ^_^

*happily goes to read*

[silvane91]

Don't forget about that story over a springkink, where one of the aerialbots and the protectobots welded each other to the ceiling- it was a Silverbolt/Hotshot pairing I think (they weren't the ones on the ceiling). And the one where Silverbolt was very carefully not asking why Air Raid was stuck to the ceiling.

[renne]

20. Cybertron had no suns or moons. The ‘Bots and ‘Cons adjust.

If you're going by G1, Cybertron appeared to have no sun and the moons were artifically constructed later. So... I don't think they would have to do much to adjust?

[alabaster_demon]

I mean, you know, when they first came to Earth. Because being woken up unexpectedly by a very, very bright sunrise is unpleasant even when you're used to a sun rising every day. And what if their optics were permanently set on night vision? Coming to Earth would sort of... hurt, wouldn't it?

[mimi_sardinia]

11. Starscream and Skyfire are actually creator and sparkling.
So which is creator and which is sparkling? I could see it going both ways and still fitting into canon - Starscream goes off the rails without his father there to watch him, or alternately is grieving losing his son.
Either way, Skyfire joining the Autobots would still be a huge betrayal in Starscream's POV.

20. Cybertron had no suns or moons. The ‘Bots and ‘Cons adjust.
I've heard theories that Cybertron is a wandering planetoid, so the no sun bit is not too far off anyway. As for no moons... well if Unicron's head got shot totally out of orbit in Ghost In The Machine then they'd be totally moonless.

22. Loose cannon.
Galvatron. XD

23. Someone has a stalker.
My Magnus muse is growling - he had a stalker who tried to poison Rodimus at their bonding ceremony.

28. Unicron as a femme.

[alabaster_demon]

So which is creator and which is sparkling?

I was picturing Starscream as the creator, but it really could go either way.

Unicron as a femme.

*dies* THANK YOU! (I think?...) So very, very amusing. Unicron makes an... interesting femme. And even though she's not smiling she looks like she's having a lot of fun. Rock on, Unicronia!

[mimi_sardinia]

I was picturing Starscream as the creator, but it really could go either way.

Yeah, as I said - a good story could be made of that bunny either direction, though Starscream as Sky's father is an interesting way to take it (what made him build Skyfire so big?).

*dies* THANK YOU! (I think?...) So very, very amusing. Unicron makes an... interesting femme. And even though she's not smiling she looks like she's having a lot of fun. Rock on, Unicronia!

Not my drawing, but I'm glad I saved so many of the pictures from the site I got it from, since said site has gone down since. I have a pile more femme TFs (ones who were canonically male), plus two pictures of gender-swapped G1 humans (two of Spike, and the second pic has him with Raoul and Chip).

Femme pics

[love_psycho]

Could you send me some? -Ultimate Puppy Eyes no Jutsu-