"Lapine masters"?

[alabaster_demon]

1. Teletraan-1 is a normal, mobile ‘bot.

2. Teletraan-1 and Elita-1 are related!

3. What would it be like if Rodimus came before Optimus, and Galvatron came before Megatron?

4. Spiraling off to infinity.

5. Someone is stuck on the ceiling.

6. Other ‘Bots get their logic processors locked but Prowls’ stay functional.

7.

Comments

[alabaster_demon]

SOMEONE ADOPT THIS; I WANT TO SEE IT!

We all love these silly robots and their family problems.

Perceptor! Because he can see anything that he wants/needs to see.

Perceptor: Prime, I'm afraid that the reason for my excessive protection by the Dinobots eludes me.
Optimus: But Perceptor, look at this website! These humans are obviously insane and intend to seriously harm you!... Or at least put you in very awkward situations without your consent.
Perceptor: This web page appears to be completely lacking any meaningful data.
Optimus: Are you just willing yourself not to see what's right in front of you?
Perceptor: Would you prefer that I view and fully comprehend every aspect of these threats and therefore lose all logical processor function?

Blaster! He reads their voices, their tones and words. He can hear a lie and he can hear a truth.

Maybe Blaster is another mech who's incapable of lying - because the sound of a lie is repulsive to his audial sensors and actually voicing one would make his vocals glitch?

I think Perceptor would stay. Maybe. There is so much to learn here on Earth. Even humans don't know everything about it.

"There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened."

[kirin_saga]

Perceptor: Prime, I'm afraid that the reason for my excessive protection by the Dinobots eludes me.
Optimus: But Perceptor, look at this website! These humans are obviously insane and intend to seriously harm you!... Or at least put you in very awkward situations without your consent.
Perceptor: This web page appears to be completely lacking any meaningful data.
Optimus: Are you just willing yourself not to see what's right in front of you?
Perceptor: Would you prefer that I view and fully comprehend every aspect of these threats and therefore lose all logical processor function?

*loves* And apparently, he can also be blind when he chooses to. Which could be very, very dangerous for him. They (we) could hurt him in so many ways, and he'd refuse to allow himself to see it for what it is. Yet another reason he needs the Dinobots. They know better than to ignore what's right in front of them.

Maybe Blaster is another mech who's incapable of lying - because the sound of a lie is repulsive to his audial sensors and actually voicing one would make his vocals glitch?

Maybe the only lies he can tell, are lies by omission?

And I love the idea of his vocals glitching when he tries to lie. No Special Ops for him! Steeljaw would be so embarrassed.

"There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened."

Where is that from? Because I've heard it before and I. Jusy. Can't. Place. It. *is annoyed*

I wonder how many times Perceptor has remade the universe?

[alabaster_demon]

*chuckles* Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series. I think it was specifically from The Restaurant at the End of the Universe