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Oct 16, 2008 21:45

1. Perceptor: Please… you know I can’t.

Beachcomber: Why?

Perceptor: M… my vow…

Beachcomber: *smiles softly* You made that vow of chastity in another life, Percy. I think you have held on to it longer than is healthy.

2. Perceptor and Wheeljack get it in their heads to bring the kiwi, passenger pigeon, and other extinct Earth birds back to life.

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ksiezniczka11 October 17 2008, 03:42:47 UTC

2. Perceptor and Wheeljack get it in their heads to bring the kiwi, passenger pigeon, and other extinct Earth birds back to life.
I have the sudden mental image of Perceptor and Wheeljack riding on Moas.

11. Perceptor’s the Grim Reaper. (This sounds familiar. Did someone else put this one down?)
That would be me! It was in my last post before this one.

12. Someone catches Perceptor singing to himself. He’s really, really good.
I had a very similar yet very different idea to this. (It was Sunstreaker rather than Perceptor. Amazing how a whole idea can change just with one character.)

22. Spike: I think Perceptor just stole my girlfriend!
I don't know if he'd fall for her, but I can see Carly getting enamoured with Perceptor after he helps her with HW. (An MIT education doesn't seem easy, after all!)

23. Perceptor accidentally walks in on Carly.
Doing what?
Changing? Cos then I have dialogue for you, blatantly stolen from one of my favourite movies!
Carly: *trying to cover herself* Do you mind!?
Perceptor: *not moving* No.

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Absotively Nothing To Do With Anything.... katsuko October 17 2008, 10:47:11 UTC

Damn, but I love that icon! I actually choked on my coffee ♥

mimi_sardinia October 17 2008, 16:32:11 UTC

And when he's down there it's winter, right? No, wait, that was another myth... uh... wasn't there a guy both Persephone and Aprodite liked, so when he was with Aphrodite it was Spring/Summer, and when he was with Persephone the other half of the year it was cold? Am I wrong?

Actually, the seasons was Persephone and Hades, because the seasons were caused by Persephone's mother, Demeter - goddess of agriculture. Persephone and Aphrodite fighting over the one man was... Adonis, I think. Aphrodite had a magic girdle that made her even more irresistible and used it to manipulate Adonis to stay with her for the third of the year he could choose.

I have no idea who Hecate is,

Goddess of sorcery/witchcraft, if I recall correctly.

ksiezniczka11 October 18 2008, 03:34:30 UTC

Oh, alright. Thanks for telling me! I'm so bad with Greek mythology...

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aditou October 17 2008, 15:45:28 UTC

We need, like, a whole community for Perceptor stories and prompts. I like number one the best.

water_smurf October 18 2008, 00:06:04 UTC

We really, really do. ^.^

mimi_sardinia October 17 2008, 16:26:30 UTC

2. Perceptor and Wheeljack get it in their heads to bring the kiwi, passenger pigeon, and other extinct Earth birds back to life.

Umm... Kiwis are not extinct, I think you are thinking of dodos instead.

25. Perceptor is Primus in disguise and Skywarp (or any other Decepticon) is Unicron. This is not going to turn out well when one of them reveals themselves in battle. (Did someone already do something like this? This also seems familiar…)

Well I have a Magnus muse who is Primus in diguise... or specifically, Magnus is a drone that allows Primus to interact with his children on their scale.

27. Perceptor is a mage.

He's worked out a way to manipulate energy, thereby producing "magical" effects.

E. Athena goes down to Hades and encounters Perceptor. She falls in love with him. (He may or may not love her back.)

Given Athena's virgin status, I'd imagine this is a totally chaste love.

I. The Gods think it would be fun to mess with the Cybertronians and their war.Meanwhile, Primus is NOT AMUSED that a group of Earth gods ( ... )

water_smurf October 19 2008, 06:35:30 UTC

Umm... Kiwis are not extinct, I think you are thinking of dodos instead.

Oh. Whoopsie. ^.^;; Well… they can double the Kiwi population or something…

Well I have a Magnus muse who is Primus in diguise... or specifically, Magnus is a drone that allows Primus to interact with his children on their scale.

Ah. So maybe it was something like that.

Given Athena's virgin status, I'd imagine this is a totally chaste love.

It probably would be, but one never knows. Aphrodite or Eros may feel like being total bastards. :D

Meanwhile, Primus is NOT AMUSED that a group of Earth gods are interfering with his children. Que a very pissed off Magnus yelling at all the Olypians.

…And then the Olympians blast him into dust. Zeus and a few others would probably get a bit huffy about the fact that Primus was complaining about what they were doing to his children while his children were on their turf.

...And suddenly every 'Bot in the Ark wants him. So do all the Decepticons.And the humans. And the Autobots who have never even met him before ( ... )

mimi_sardinia October 19 2008, 12:55:17 UTC

…And then the Olympians blast him into dust. Zeus and a few others would probably get a bit huffy about the fact that Primus was complaining about what they were doing to his children while his children were on their turf.

And Primus would be even more pissed off at them for destroying his drone, and also be of the opinion that he has more claim to Earth than they do, since his children have been there longer than any human has possessed sentience.

That actually sounds really plausible! :-O

Thanks, it just flowed on from the stripper/prostitute idea, for me.

…I suddenly have a vision of the energy being taking on the form of a green, vine-y, moving, growling, potted plant. O_o I don’t get it either.

LOL

water_smurf October 24 2008, 14:22:54 UTC

And Primus would be even more pissed off at them for destroying his drone, and also be of the opinion that he has more claim to Earth than they do, since his children have been there longer than any human has possessed sentience.

And then the Olympians would get even more pissed, saying that Uranus and Mother Earth were here long before the Cybertronians, and the Titans and the Olympians themselves had been here before the Cybertronians crashed. Then they'd start messing with the Autobots/Decepticons even more just to show Primus they could.

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kirin_saga October 17 2008, 20:38:12 UTC

1. This seems sad and sweet. *LOVES*

2. I don't think the Kiwi is extinct. And why limit themselves to birds? They need to bring back the Thylacine!

3. *LOVES* I keep meaning to check that game out.

4. *is sad*

5. *LOVES*

Ratchet: "Any idea why Perceptor is hiding from us?"
Wheeljack: "I was hoping you knew."
Ratchet: "Hunt him down?"
Wheeljack: "Hunt him down."

And if someone else found out before they did...

Wheeljack: "Any idea why Brawn is glaring at us and loading his gun?"
Ratchet: "I was hoping you knew."
Wheeljack: "Run away?"
Ratchet: "Run away."

6. I can see them all being shy about it... then Perceptor getting fed up with how long it's taking and just grabbing them and kissing them.

7. They're so cute when they're confused. *LOVES*

8. When they get out of this, I bet they are going to have a long talk with Perceptor about 'appropriate' behavior when being held prisoner. *thinks* I wonder if they'd resort to CPU tampering to get him to have a higher sense of self-preservation.

9. I think water would fit him ( ... )

water_smurf October 20 2008, 22:25:49 UTC

I don't think the Kiwi is extinct. And why limit themselves to birds? They need to bring back the Thylacine!

Optimus: NO! Don’t give them more ideas! D:

*LOVES* I keep meaning to check that game out.

You really should! :D It’s one of my favorites!

*LOVES*

Ratchet: "Any idea why Perceptor is hiding from us?"
Wheeljack: "I was hoping you knew."
Ratchet: "Hunt him down?"
Wheeljack: "Hunt him down."

And if someone else found out before they did...

Wheeljack: "Any idea why Brawn is glaring at us and loading his gun?"
Ratchet: "I was hoping you knew."
Wheeljack: "Run away?"
Ratchet: "Run away."

And what would happen if it was Brawn who told them before Perceptor screwed up his courage enough? How would they react and how would Brawn react to it all?

I can see them all being shy about it... then Perceptor getting fed up with how long it's taking and just grabbing them and kissing them.

…and then Ratchet just stands there stunned for a bit and Wheeljack laughs after a second of shocked silence. ^.^

They're so cute when they're ( ... )

kirin_saga October 17 2008, 20:38:31 UTC

31. *LOVES* Everyone wonders why Optimus has so many private meetings with Perceptor. They think they're lovers. If only they knew. And now Perceptor has an excuse to be a druggie.

32. Both interesting and somehow disturbing.

33. Who's he the shadow of? Who has been running around without a shadow? Maybe Perceptor's bondmate?

34. *LOVES* *LOVES* *LOVES* There must be some CPU damage as well. And... maybe Blaster and Cassettes are away on a mission. You'd think the commmunications officer would speak more than one Earth language. *thinks* I wonder where Perceptor learned Ancient Greek. Japanese, I understand because Japan is like decades ahead of America in technology. Spanish because so many Americans speak it. Ancient Greek, though? This could go with #31.

35. *LOVES* I don't think they'd have energon, so he couldn't eat anything anyways.

A. At least he'd be able to visit his friends. Though I wonder how that would affect winter. Winter is caused by Demeter, Persephone's mother, as a result of her grief of having her daughter ( ... )

Reply Part 1 water_smurf October 21 2008, 21:49:23 UTC

*LOVES* Everyone wonders why Optimus has so many private meetings with Perceptor. They think they're lovers. If only they knew. And now Perceptor has an excuse to be a druggie.

What would happen if Perceptor made a prophecy when he was alone with someone else? One of his friends? He just randomly spazzes, makes a prophecy of doom, and gets a seizure. What would happen then? Everyone would think he was insane… but Optimus would know the truth…

Who's he the shadow of? Who has been running around without a shadow? Maybe Perceptor's bondmate?

I’m thinking that shadows are actually the outlines of our opposites in mirror worlds, and the images we see in the mirror are just clearer views of them. Perceptor hated his cold-blooded, emotionless, ruthless Cybertronian and detached himself from him in disgust, running to the ‘real’ world to avoid ever being reattached and in hopes that he will be able to thwart his other’s plans of scientific discovery at the cost of everyone else.

There must be some CPU damage as well.…But no one would ( ... )

Reply Part 2 water_smurf October 21 2008, 21:50:04 UTC

*LOVES* *looks up effects of drugs* Very interesting.

Thank you. ^.^

How do you think that Perceptor would act under the influence? Ecstasy, apparently, is a little hard to detect sometimes. But it’s also used all too often as a date rape drug…

Oh God, what would happen if someone took advantage of Percy? O.O

And it gets to the point that others begin to notice and begin to suspect that Ratchet and Wheeljack actually did something to Perceptor. Then everyone gets overprotective. Meanwhile, his real rapists are sitting back and laughing.

I wonder why he's convinced it was Ratchet and Wheeljack. The only explanation I can think of is that one of his rapists had a hologram projector...Ratchet and Wheeljack would get confused, and maybe they’d start suspecting that Perceptor doing this on purpose… then they’d just feel betrayed… but someone like Jazz or Beachcomber would recognize that Perceptor wasn’t faking, but at the same time, Ratchet and Wheeljack were honest when they said that they had no clue what was wrong ( ... )