Oct 09, 2008 00:07
Well I thought I better post this new list before I end up with the first 200+ Bunny list for the farm.
Expect repeats. It's so easy to lose track now.
And my obligatory massive tags list.
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Exploding Bunnies. Watch out for that Intestine! )
bluestreak,
constructicons,
simmons,
red alert,
human,
motormaster,
unicron,
ratchet,
skyfire,
tidalwave,
crossover,
mikaela,
judy,
eject,
optimus prime,
dion,
whitwicky,
sari,
primus,
thrust,
hook,
seaspray,
miles,
twins,
blurr,
fireflight,
sparkplug,
alpha trion,
matrix,
ron,
dinobots,
rumble,
stunticons,
megatron,
wheeljack,
ark,
aerialbots,
shockwave,
barricade,
inferno,
blaster,
frenzy,
beachcomber,
2007,
au,
furst aid,
perceptor,
elita-1,
dead end,
scorponok,
orion pax,
hotrod,
sam,
tracks,
sideswipe,
ravage,
cybertron,
gestalt,
galvatron,
powerglide,
maggie,
rewind,
mojo,
cassettes,
captain archibald,
teletraan-1,
sunstreaker,
movieverse,
mirage,
bumblebee,
spike,
starscream,
huffer,
prowl,
ariel,
warpath,
ratbat,
soundwave,
thundercracker,
skywarp,
jazz
Comments 24
Alpha Trion and Ultra Magnus. Because Alpha did the cloning work, Magnus because he's Optimus's constant shadow. Also, Roddy is on Magnus's team so Magnus can keep an eye on him.
18. Dion was erased from history. The question is why?
Magnus wanted to hide something. He's not saying what he's hiding, but if any Decepticons found out Magnus used to be Dion... well that would leave Magnus in a great deal of danger, and by one remove, leave Optimus in danger too.
30. The Priests of the Church of Primus were told to go to Earth and halt the war. Their credo was one of non-violence. The Decepticons naturally abhor the suggestion but the Autobots are keen, until the sect tries and in some cases succeeds in converting some of the Autobots to the Church.
Yes, well, it's not good trying to bring about peace if the more warmongering side remains warmongering. Let's just say, if this was in my Primus!Mags's 'verse, let's just say Magnus would ( ... )
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HELP ME WITH MY MIND!
Ron Whitwicky X Reggie Simmons.
O_O
HAS TO BE DONE.
82.
Reggie Simmons X Maggie Madsen.
???: How did he get a hottie like her?!
Maybe she likes her men older, and a little strange.
85. The worlds revolve around Perceptor. He knows; it’s just a matter of learning this for everyone else.
Perceptor is the Spark of the universe.
So how does that make him relate to Primus? Is Primus is his kid?
86. Alpha Trion never told Optimus but in order for him to be born, Orion and Dion had to be merged.
And then split to create the spark of Ultra Magnus - so they're twins.
89. Relationships within ranks were strictly forbidden, so Sunstreaker and Sideswipe never corrected the assumption that they were twins.
Well if they're already bonded, they could pull it off.
90. Sunstreaker and Sideswipe are not related, but Red Alert is the twin to one of them.This and 89 could work together - Sunny and Sides are bonded and Red is the twin of one - and also knows the secret. Just one more thing he's paranoid ( ... )
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Ratchet as a doctor sees all his patients like his own children. EVEN Optimus!
Oh, this would be great! A mad Ratchet is always bad. But now think of a protective, mad Ratchet on the battlefield?
Ratchet: *Growls lowly* How you dare hurt OPTIMUS?!!
Deceptions: O_O ...Decepticons, RETREAT!!
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Megatron: What? Who the hell are you and how did you get into our UNDERwater base? O_o
My mind is insisting that this is Spike's Selkie mom beginning her reign of terror against the Decepticons.
60. ??: Hey Prowl, what came first? The Chicken or the Egg?
Prowl: *calmly and without looking up from a datapad* "The egg."
???: "Bwah?"
Prowl: "There were many animals who laid eggs who existed before the chicken."
76. Skywarp is considered stupid. So he becomes an honourary Dinobot!
"Me Sludge like new Dinobot!" *hugs*
"Get offa me!" *flails*
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She can't beat your typical religious, 'God loves you' types in scariness though. I had one of those recently which inspired this bunny. I stupidly told them I was Agnostic instead of saying I was a Satanist about to sacrifice my cat.
Prowl: *calmly and without looking up from a datapad* "The egg."
???: "Bwah?"
Prowl: "There were many animals who laid eggs who existed before the chicken."
???: You... knew the answer?
*Head explodes*
"Me Sludge like new Dinobot!" *hugs*
"Get offa me!" *flails*
Grimlock: Your name now be Stomper.
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No, she certainly can't. But that's why I think it would work so well as a scare tactic. (Or you could have said that you were a Cainite.)
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60. ??: Hey Prowl, what came first? The Chicken or the Egg?
Prowl: *without looking up* The egg in general, or a chicken egg?
??: A chicken egg, of course.
Prowl: What constitutes a 'chicken egg', then?
??: ...I... what?
Prowl: There are two different answers depending on what consitutes a 'chicken egg'. If a chicken egg is an egg laid by a chicken, then the chicken came first. However, if a chicken egg simply needs to contain a chicken embryo to qualify, then the chicken egg did.
??: ...*stares in shock* Y-you...
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