Here! Have some zucchini!
1. Cybertron has two politicical parties: the Primes and the Lords. Optimus (of the Prime party) and Megatron (of the Lord party) are running against each other.
2. Quote from The Dilbert Principle by Scott Adams:
“To the engineer, all matter in the universe can be placed into one of two categories: (1) things that need to be fixed, and (2) ( Read more... )
2. Quote from The Dilbert Principle by Scott Adams:
“To the engineer, all matter in the universe can be placed into one of two categories: (1) things that need to be fixed, and (2) ( Read more... )
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Human: Um, I was just wondering… I thought you guys could only take mechanical alt-modes. What’s up with that little guy who just transformed into a turtle?
*LOVES* What a cute image!
5. Which are the most likely TFs to be secret procrastinators?
Kirin, definitely. Perceptor and Wheeljack. That's why they have so many unfinished projects.
8. Not really a bunny, but a great writing quote (not even about fanfic specifically) that I found on this site. Does this farm’s telepathy ever trickle out to the Internet in general?
I wouldn't be surprised if it did.
“Write all your good ideas as quickly as you can after you get them. Don't worry about getting more; they'll come faster and faster the more you write. Before you know it, you'll be begging people to take them, like a gardener with zucchini.”
*LOVES*
Take a walk - Get out of your writing brain for 10 minutes. Think about bunnies. Breathe.
Oxymoron much?
Whoever said that must have been new to the idea that bunnies = writing.
12. "Science without religion is lame ( ... )
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*now wants art of canon TFs as turtle-formers*
*looks around hopefully*
... This calls for some Sunstorm/Perceptor.
Hmmm... or Sunstorm/every scientific 'Bot.
*LOVES* Is this from a song?
Dunno. It was from the NaFiWriWee LJ.
How about a:
Chimera
Hippogriff
Sphinx
Wyrm
Thestral
Ahhh, there are all those mythological creatures I was forgetting.
That... they can fly? Or maybe... the Aerialbots are their descendents!
Nooo! Someone go stop the Dinos before they go test their new abilities by jumping off cliffs!
And the Dinos 'adopting' the Aerials is an amazing idea. The first group of 'Bots created on Earth might really feel obliged/be ordered to help a newly-created group adjust.
Sunstorm: *heartbroken*
So, needing someone to follow and worship, he goes to visit Unicron... or Gaia...
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*looks around hopefully*
*also looks* *CACKLES*
Hmmm... or Sunstorm/every scientific 'Bot.
Skyfire/Sunstorm, perhaps? I've seen a cute pic or two of that pairing on Kkal's site.
Dunno. It was from the NaFiWriWee LJ.
I did not know of that community.
Ahhh, there are all those mythological creatures I was forgetting.
You could check the encyclopedia mythica for more.
Nooo! Someone go stop the Dinos before they go test their new abilities by jumping off cliffs!
Swoop: *watches in amusement as the other Dinobots crash to the ground* "Me Swoop only one with wings, you know."
And the Dinos 'adopting' the Aerials is an amazing idea. The first group of 'Bots created on Earth might really feel obliged/be ordered to help a newly-created group adjust.
Big Brother!Grimlock! *LOVES*
So, needing someone to follow and worship, he goes to visit Unicron... or Gaia...
What about Ra?
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...Not exactly what I was thinking of, but just as amusing. Thanks for the link!
Skyfire/Sunstorm, perhaps? I've seen a cute pic or two of that pairing on Kkal's site.
Where is that site? I feel the urge to explore.
I did not know of that community.
Neither did I. All I'd heard of before was the more intimidating NaNoWriMo (National Novel Writing Month).
You could check the encyclopedia mythica for more.
Ahhh... too scared. I'm pretty sure the bunnies would just come swarming out if I dared to look there.
Swoop: *watches in amusement as the other Dinobots crash to the ground* "Me Swoop only one with wings, you know."
And how often does Swoop get the chance to be smug about anything?
Big Brother!Grimlock! *LOVES*
If he already acts that way toward his fellow Dinobots (once in a while, at least), then it'd only be an extension of that to look after a new group. And it'd be an interesting way for Prime to test Grimlock's leadership skills.
What about Ra?*loves* They match! Ra must be a distant relative ( ... )
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This would make a very cute picture.
27. Some of the Cybertronians were originally Unicron’s creations. The prosperity of the Primus-created bots lured most of Unicronians to Cybertron, where they mixed with their cousins and, though inter-bonding, the two races became integrated. Bitterly disappointed that his own creations abandoned him, Unicron decided that if he wanted to retain his own people, he would have to risk sending the few Unicronians who had stayed with him to destroy the mixed race.
That'd be a good explanation for certain events. *wants to see*
28. Looking out at the ocean floor, a Decepticon sees a strange, dim light that pulses in time with his spark-beat.
*WANTS TO SEE*
30. A human forgets his/her cell phone (set on vibrate) inside of a Transformer.*has seen this* Mikaela, I think, left her ( ... )
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It would!
*has seen this* Mikaela, I think, left her cell phone in Optimus once. I don't remember the title or author, but I saw it on tf2007fun.
Oh dear. I was thinking more along the lines of one of the humans' usual pals, like Bumblebee. But Optimus?
...Hope it didn't go off during a battle or something.
Megatron: *weirded out* Prime, what is that?
Optimus: *embarrassed*
But the first speaker doesn't know it got distorted because somehow, the distorted message got distorted back into it's original form.
But along the way, the distorted message confused a few people and they go to the final recipient for clarification...
And SuzyWong begins feeling overwhelmed by all the orders that come pouring in. *wishes she could afford one*
*also wishes* Who would buy whom, do you think?
I haven't seen it with sparklings, but this is similar.
I've seen that one! I loved it. Never underestimate the power of the Nerds!
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No, I think he was alone on the highway.
Megatron: *weirded out* Prime, what is that?
Optimus: *embarrassed*
He'll never live it down.
But along the way, the distorted message confused a few people and they go to the final recipient for clarification...
That'd be interesting. I wonder if this game would make Prowl crash? Maybe he was in the middle of the line and got the most distorted version?
*also wishes*
I think she accepts payments, so you could pay a little at a time. You need Paypal though. I'd get one but... cats. They like to sharpen their claws on everything except the scratching post.
Who would buy whom, do you think?Well, Jazz would buy Prowl, Sunstreaker would buy himself, Inferno would buy Red Alert but would hide it because Red Alert thinks it's some kind of Voodoo doll, Blaster would buy Soundwave but would hide it because Rewind and Eject think Soundwave's a bad influence and would take it away, Optimus would buy Megatron and himself and act out battles, ( ... )
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And now I'm really starting to wonder what the message was. I wonder how Prowl could possibly distort it?
Well, Jazz would buy Prowl...
*LOVES THEM ALL*
Optimus would buy Megatron and himself and act out battles
*giggles* And Megatron would buy Optimus for mysterious reasons of his own.
Hound would buy Mirage but would keep losing it making him wonder if the doll can turn invisible
*squees at the adorableness*
And I got a little carried away there, didn't I?
Yep! But that's a good thing in this case. Yes.
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I actually imagine that if sparklings have an altmode, it's a small ground vehicle, like a go-cart in the basic shape of the vehicle type they will eventually become (like I imagine Orion Pax has always been some sort of truck - he was a small truck as a sparkling, he was a medium truck as a young mech, he became a large truck as Optimus Prime).
But you have a point, they'd be small, slow, but armoured, and I can't help but get the image of a sparkling being a turtle-like cart, like a motorised version of one of those plastic kiddy carts that look like some cartoony animal.
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Interesting point, and the way my Primus muse's story goes, the Autobots become that again, taking up a long term project to repair all the damage and start maintaining Cybertron properly again.
Of course, the initial objective of doing so is so the planet can transform because it's easier for Primus to move himself in robot form to a star system where he's got regular sunlight to generate energon from, but that is only the start of the repair process and even after moving Cybertron, there's still lots that needs to be fixed up.
26. Primus is temporarily unable to care for his children. His brother Unicron agrees to ‘babysit’ until Primus can take custody of them again. Most of the children, understandably, are very wary of their new ‘babysitter’.Aww, I like that! I am not totally hyped on the whole Ultimate Good/Ultimate Evil polarisation and would love to see more fic where they aren't absolute enemies ( ... )
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*LOVES THIS IDEA* Our solar system? Or a different one?
*resists temptation to create a Star Wars crossover bunny with this*
Aww, I like that! I am not totally hyped on the whole Ultimate Good/Ultimate Evil polarisation and would love to see more fic where they aren't absolute enemies.
*agrees*
Somehow, the situation eventually resolves with some of the mixed race moving home to Unicron and the two planet-formers end up sharing their combined children.
Like divorced parents with shared custody? *thinks* *writes new bunny*
Red Alert is accidentally left alone in the Ark, and the Decepticons, thinking no one is there and Red has to keep them out - and for once he's not paranoid!
Or he still is paranoid, but since it's every 'Con against only him, all the suspicious he has are actually true.
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I tend to think of it being a different one, because the Autobots have treaties with Earth so Earth's system is human territory.
Like divorced parents with shared custody? *thinks* *writes new bunny*
XD
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*is curious how the experiment turns out*
Turtle and armadillo altmodes! So cute!
Armadillos! I didn't think of armadillos! *loves* Or maybe hedgehogs/porcupines!!
I just got the image of Prowl and Starscream getting drunk and laughing their afts off with each other on some out-of-the-way asteroid while listening to Prime and Megatron arguing with each other.
*LOVES THE IMAGE* *WANTS TO SEE, SLAGGIT*
If you wanted real results, you should have gone to a real scientist - like me. *preens*
Isn't preening that thing birds do to groom their feathers? Quite the appropriate verb use there.
Blackarachnia: You… you’re a scientist? You’d help me!?
Poor Blackarachnia must be really desperate by now. And where will she turn if when this goes wrong too?
I’ve always been partial to the idea of Ravage as a female, so I wonder what she’d look like as a femme?This would be very if 1) she was slagging gorgeous, and 2) everyone had always ( ... )
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Now, go write your spark out! *cheers and feeds muses*
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And multiple ficbits around one of my bunnies! *is delighted & excited*
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