I'm actually starting to get kinda freaked out here.
1. Science and magic do not mix well.
2. Optimus and Megatron are not the leaders of their factions; the true leaders are covertly posing as ordinary Bots and Cons in order to better judge and boost morale.
3. Primus and Unicron play cards, i.e. ‘My Soundwave trumps your Blaster!’ ‘Slag!’
4. Crossover with Xanth (read Kenya Starflight’s ( Read more... )
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Which Perceptor learns when his heritage interferes with his hobby. So, instead, he uses magic only and calls it science. He's the smartest Autobot there is. He can fake science if he wants to.
3. Primus and Unicron play cards, i.e. ‘My Soundwave trumps your Blaster!’ ‘Slag!’
*pouts* Soundwave trumps Blaster? *is sad*
6. The volcano that the Ark is stuck in erupts and the Autobots are now homeless. The powerful underwater geyser that the Nemesis is stuck on goes off and the Decepticons are now homeless. What’s more, neither faction was able to save the technology that lets them store energon in a safe and non-explosive manner.
You know, this could possible end the war. They'd be too busy trying to survive to fight each other.
7. Artemis Fowl encounters the Transformers.
Have you read SBX's Comfort Calling Late?
8. “I’ve fallen and I can’t get up.”
My first thought was Cosmos (Poor Cosmos) but I think it would be funnier if it was one of the Twins or Optimus. Or Wheeljack.
9. Primus’ and ( ... )
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"... Honey, I shrunk the shuttle!"
31. Something old, something new, something borrowed, and something blue.
Something Old - Kup. Something New - First Aid. Something Borrows - Hook. Something Blue - Ultra Magnus.
Ultra Magnus: "So we were kidnapped to be part of some strange bonding ritual?"
Everyone else: *nods*
Kup: "You know, this reminds me of the time on..."
32. Hound and Soundwave host a movie night.
Soundwave/Hound! *loves*
33. “YOU… SHALL NOT… PAAASSSSSSSSS!!!!”
Predaking = Balrog?
34. Some mechs just can’t pull off the innocent ‘Who, me?’ look.
Like... Megatron. Yes, Megatron can't pull of "Who, me?" He needs to kidnap Perceptor. Perceptor is a master of the art of "Who, me?" Perceptor could give Megatron lessons.
The question is, though, why Megatron wants to learn the sacred art of "Who, me?"
35. By the time he realized that it just didn’t matter, it was too late.Red Alert. My first thought ( ... )
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... I love that! Is it a quote? *loves*
40. The game is over but for one last throw of the dice.
Smokescreen! Smokescreen needs to say that!
42. Red Alert’s glitch takes control of him… he wakes up the next morning to find that it is gone, but it managed to infect nearly every other Autobot. He and a few others must find a way to trick the Cons into helping them cure their friends.
So he has to con the 'Cons? Excellent. *hopes someone writes this*
44. Rewind + Eject = ‘reject’. Frenzy + Rumble = ‘fumble’. Both sets of Cassettes discover this at the same time.
Poor Cassettes! *hugs Reject and Fumble*
5. “You know I can’t answer that question.”
"But you answer every other question."
"Yeah. Even ones we don't ask."
46. No way out.
... Did you watch Brother Bear too? *loves the song*
47. “What do you mean, you can’t read?”And Perceptor's deep dark secret has finally come to light! Poor baby. *hugs Perceptor ( ... )
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*pouts* Soundwave trumps Blaster? *is sad*
Only on the second Wednesday of every month. During leap years. When there is Queen music playing. Any other time, their cards just cancel each other out. (Unicron will rock you!)
Have you read SBX's Comfort Calling Late?
I think so. It might have been one that I stopped reading partway through because it also crossed over with a movie or book I hadn't watched/read.
My first thought was Cosmos (Poor Cosmos) but I think it would be funnier if it was one of the Twins or Optimus. Or Wheeljack.
I don't know anything about the character The Fallen (the flaming dude?), but I'd be kinda curious to see 'I've Fallen and I can't get up'. And only now do I remember that this was sort of already done, with Optimus and Megatron getting their gyros frozen in Optimus's office. I think Prowl came and got them out, then took blackmail pictures.
I almost read that as decide to rhyme their faction.Well, I guess the motto and mission statement could rhyme. If Cybertronian ( ... )
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The Fast and the Furious. Which I haven't seen either. Reading the Wiki entry was enough to prevent me from getting confused. It crosses with Artemis Fowl later (which I've never read).
And only now do I remember that this was sort of already done, with Optimus and Megatron getting their gyros frozen in Optimus's office. I think Prowl came and got them out, then took blackmail pictures.
I remember that fic! *loves that fic*
YES! And somehow they manage to fight better when drunk than when sober. *can totally see this happening to Decepticons*
I've been picturing the Autobots the whole time but you're right. This should totally happen to the Decepticons.
...I want to see a Cybertronian with a sphinx alt mode. Or a transforming gestalt with a sphinx alt mode, if that would be closer to the Egyptian one size-wise.
That would be interesting to see.
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Who would figure it out?
It could be. They'd probably have to bribe him though.
With... knowledge? Equipment? A captive audience?
Omega Supreme: *feeling of impending doom*
SOMEONE MUST WRITE TINY OMEGA. Pleeeeaaassse?
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I saw a fic a bit like that, but even though I liked it, it got a lot of critism about being OOC. Still, I think the idea as you've phrased it here is a good one.
16. Energon made from Earth resources becomes toxic and loses its potency when stored for too long, making the Cons’ stashes worthless.
If I were ever to write this, it probably wouldn't be all Earth energon - I'd probably make just energon made from fossil fuel sources that eventually turns toxic. With the way the Decepticons work - getting energon by stealing from human power stations and the like - most of their supplies are suseptible to turning toxic simply because fossil ( ... )
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You're right, this one would be hard to write without OOCing - because OOCing is sort of like cheating; you might as well just make an original character. I'm glad you like the idea though.
If I were ever to write this, it probably wouldn't be all Earth energon - I'd probably make just energon made from fossil fuel sources that eventually turns toxic. With the way the Decepticons work - getting energon by stealing from human power stations and the like - most of their supplies are suseptible to turning toxic simply because fossil fuel-based energy is so common, especially back in the 1980s.
Lots of good ideas in there. Want the bunny? Please take the bunny! (And post a link when it's all grown up!) *puppy optics*
My Ultra Magnus muse (non RP) has decided that he likes this. It sounds like something said between Optimus and Magnus - probably Optimus saying it before he ( ... )
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Unfortunately, I don't write. I have big ideas that'd make great fics... but I just don't have the endurance to write them - I'd wander off after the first chapter or two, distracted by some new shiny.
So the whole Cybertronian race (symbolically) would have to witness the ceremony, right?
Well I figure it'd definitely be televised, though that'd be another point that'd be a bit of a problem - despite all the explaining anyone does about Cybertronians being technically sexless and threesomes being acceptable marriage patterns in Cybertronian culture (the same thing as in one of my other recent bunnies - Prime has to bond in a trine), I imagine there would always be people who would get up in arms at Optimus Prime marrying not just one other male but two.
It'd be interesting to see who Carly interprets as bride(s), and who is/are the groom(s)...Carly decided that since Optimus is Prime in this set-up, ( ... )
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