I'm actually starting to get kinda freaked out here.

[alabaster_demon]

1. Science and magic do not mix well.

2. Optimus and Megatron are not the leaders of their factions; the true leaders are covertly posing as ordinary Bots and Cons in order to better judge and boost morale.

3. Primus and Unicron play cards, i.e. ‘My Soundwave trumps your Blaster!’ ‘Slag!’

4. Crossover with Xanth (read Kenya Starflight’s

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[kirin_saga]

29. Skyfire is sick of being the Autobot Taxi so he asks Perceptor to shrink him (just a little). Something goes wrong.

"... Honey, I shrunk the shuttle!"

31. Something old, something new, something borrowed, and something blue.

Something Old - Kup. Something New - First Aid. Something Borrows - Hook. Something Blue - Ultra Magnus.

Ultra Magnus: "So we were kidnapped to be part of some strange bonding ritual?"
Everyone else: *nods*
Kup: "You know, this reminds me of the time on..."

32. Hound and Soundwave host a movie night.

Soundwave/Hound! *loves*

33. “YOU… SHALL NOT… PAAASSSSSSSSS!!!!”

Predaking = Balrog?

34. Some mechs just can’t pull off the innocent ‘Who, me?’ look.

Like... Megatron. Yes, Megatron can't pull of "Who, me?" He needs to kidnap Perceptor. Perceptor is a master of the art of "Who, me?" Perceptor could give Megatron lessons.

The question is, though, why Megatron wants to learn the sacred art of "Who, me?"

35. By the time he realized that it just didn’t matter, it was too late.

Red Alert. My first thought. *cries*

36. Perceptor: “Kill them. Kill them all.”

*cheers for evil/pissed off/fed up!Perceptor*

37. ????: “No survivors.”
Skyfire: “Excellent.”

... Perceptor and Skyfire have gone evil and have massacred the Autobot army! I never would have suspected! *looks innocent* *hides video footage of Perceptor and Skyfire planning the massacre*