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Jul 29, 2008 15:54

What was it? Like five days since my last Bunny list? Oh man. The bunnies are the cause of all the psychic  energon excess I'm sure.

1. They pushed Soundwave too far. Now the Cassettes don’t have him to protect them from the bigger ‘cons.

2. In The Golden Lagoon the Electrum was tainted but the effects do not show until later as the poison starts ( Read more... )

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alabaster_demon July 29 2008, 15:53:30 UTC
1. They pushed Soundwave too far. Now the Cassettes don’t have him to protect them from the bigger ‘cons.

Interesting twist on the paternal (maternal?) Soundwave who has infinite patience for his bratty li'l babies. Poor things... Or, wait, who exactly is the 'they'? Maybe the Decepticons in general pushed Soundwave too far and he died of overwork or something... I think I just made this bunny more depressing then it was intended to be... *whimper*

3. Red Alert knows all about security, because once upon a time he was a well renowned cat Burglar.

*image of kitty!Red Alert with a black paint job and a black ski cap over his helmet thingies*

6. Megatron: What are those two idiots doing?
Soundwave: Humans call it… sucking face.

*sporfle* Just the thought of Soundwave actually saying this in his melodic monotone makes me giggle.

20. Wheeljack wants an Igor.

So, will he try to build an assistant or mold an already built 'Bot into an apprentice?

23. There is always an Optimus in every continuity. What would they all talk about if ( ... )

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lapinporokoira August 2 2008, 13:27:11 UTC
Interesting twist on the paternal (maternal?) Soundwave who has infinite patience for his bratty li'l babies. Poor things... Or, wait, who exactly is the 'they'? Maybe the Decepticons in general pushed Soundwave too far and he died of overwork or something... I think I just made this bunny more depressing then it was intended to be... *whimper*

When I wrote it I was thinking the cassettes but yes it doesn't have to be them. And don't worry about making it depressing. I do that all the time. Angst and torture is my forte. :D

*image of kitty!Red Alert with a black paint job and a black ski cap over his helmet thingies

Me-ooow!

*sporfle* Just the thought of Soundwave actually saying this in his melodic monotone makes me giggle.

Megatron: Sucking face?
Soundwave: Operation: To get laid.
*cackles*

So, will he try to build an assistant or mold an already built 'Bot into an apprentice?

Knowing Wheeljack both. Take a ready made Autobot and add adjustments. We now have a hunchbacked Gears!
*Gears Grumbles* Why me?

The likelihood of ( ... )

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alabaster_demon July 29 2008, 18:57:27 UTC
*youtubing 'cabin fever muppets'*...

...yep, that's exactly what would happen. Ex-ACT-ly.

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lapinporokoira July 29 2008, 19:24:03 UTC
It was actually that that inspired the bunny. ^^

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prowlsgirl July 29 2008, 21:38:23 UTC
20 - ROFLOL
23 - I think I read a fic smilor to that idea before.
25 - Sounds like the Cosmic Rust episode in G1.
58 - Someone is doing something like this.

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lapinporokoira August 2 2008, 13:32:51 UTC
20. And once he gets an Igor he'll need to re-animate a corpse. And the unlikely Bot who is Igor would have to develop that lisp. And then they'll need Wheeljack's Monster. (Frankenstiens' monster)
23. With this place, it's no suprise.
25. But unlike the cartoon ep I envision actual dying.
58. Again, no surprise. The only surprise would be if I were surprised. Which is rather paradoxical in nature.

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leilani666 July 29 2008, 21:57:45 UTC
3. Red Alert knows all about security, because once upon a time he was a well renowned cat Burglar.

And none of the Autobots know that Red Alert is that cat burglar. That would explain why he's so paranoid. He's always afraid of being recognized.

4. Inferno and Red Alert go way back. When Inferno was in prison and Red Alert was a prison warden. (Or other way around)

*thinking* This one could go with #3.

11. Wheeljack: I meant to blow it up.

Optimus: But I didn't see it explose.
Wheeljack: *dejectedly* I know! I just don't know what I did wrong.

12. The war ended in near total annihilation of the Cybertron race. Only a few survive. And they can be the most unlikely ragtag group possible if you like.

Oooh, interesting.

13. The crazy scientist: No matter how many of his friends or people around him he has seen the mutant/monster brutally murder, he will still insist "We must capture it alive to study it".

Someone has to write Perceptor saying that.

16.I mutated myself!!!This could technically be part of "The dumb scientist" ( ... )

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alabaster_demon July 29 2008, 23:02:00 UTC
I wonder if the Ark was a decoy. The Autobots got their most mental soldiers, altered them to make them look like the top officers and sent them in a suicide mission to fool the Decepticon's finest soldiers.

And now I'm wondering if the Decepticons thought of doing the exact same thing and all the robots on Earth are insane.

This makes WAY TOO MUCH SENSE. *giggles helplessly* So if all the Transformers on Earth are just pretty-looking cannon fodder, then who's *really* in charge? Shockwave?

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norielit July 30 2008, 01:08:14 UTC
Actually, kirin_saga and I had a huge discussion on this at one point... Not that I can remember when it was. Anyway, it involved Optimus Prime not actually being the Prime - just someone who looked exactly like the real Prime. And they were just a decoy mission, only none of the Autobots were told (then we decided that Prime would eventually tell the others, and that they would trust him by that point and follow him. And more was said, but I'll be quiet now...)

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lapinporokoira July 30 2008, 01:10:41 UTC
Yes it was another of my bunnies that inspired that talk. It was number 1 on my list of I think the post before, before my last post of mine.

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Reply Part 1 kirin_saga July 29 2008, 23:03:19 UTC
1. I wonder what they could have possibly done.

3. *stares* *loves* It explains so much!

4. This can go with number three. Good way for them to meet.

5. *loves* Again, it explains so much! *pictures Mommy!Red Alert* So cute!

7. *giggles* I need to watch that movie now. But really, he does talk to anything. He wouldn't think anything strange of animals talking to him, and no one would think it odd that he's talking to someone who they think can't talk back.

Though they might get concerned if they overhear him having an actual conversation or argument with someone they think can't talk back.

8. *stares* Constructicons and... Power Rangers? *stares some more*

10. This reminds me of a 2007MovieVerse Perceptor fic called Rules of Size.

11. Wheeljack had better not let Ratchet hear him say that.

12. Let's see. Perceptor, Springer, Blaster, Ultra Magnus for the Autobots and Skywarp, Astrotrain, Rumble, and Ravage for the Decepticons. Those would be my choices, if I was writing this.

13. Perceptor, definitely. Wheeljack would ( ... )

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Re: Reply Part 1 lapinporokoira August 2 2008, 14:16:02 UTC
1. I wonder what they could have possibly done.

A heck of a lot I'm sure.

3. *stares* *loves* It explains so much!

4. This can go with number three. Good way for them to meet.

Yes Irrationality has to have some bases in his personal history and having a criminal past I felt was a good way to explore it.

5. *loves* Again, it explains so much! *pictures Mommy!Red Alert* So cute!

Well I wanted something different from the tri-romance thing. And jealousy could arise as Red feels Inferno is the favourite parent.

7. *giggles* I need to watch that movie now. But really, he does talk to anything. He wouldn't think anything strange of animals talking to him, and no one would think it odd that he's talking to someone who they think can't talk back.

Though they might get concerned if they overhear him having an actual conversation or argument with someone they think can't talk back.

*Perceptor bursts into song*
If we could talk to the animals, just imagine it ( ... )

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Re: Reply Part 1 kirin_saga August 2 2008, 16:34:29 UTC
Well I wanted something different from the tri-romance thing. And jealousy could arise as Red feels Inferno is the favourite parent.

And it could turn out that he's the favorite but that Firestar just doesn't know how to act around him.

"Talking to animals was bad enough, now he has to sing to them?!"

Smokescreen: "Now, care to explain your recent behavior?"
Perceptor: *looks confused*
Smokescreen: "They way you've been holding 'conversations' with animals and expecting them to talk back?
Perceptor: "But they do talk back. I don't understand what's so hard to believe about that. I've see you speaking with Steeljaw."
Smokescreen: "Earth animals are different Perceptor, but I see you can't quite grasp that fact." *writes something on his datapad and hands it to Perceptor* "Take this to Ratchet."
Perceptor: *reads datapad* "A prescription for anti-psychotics?"

Wheeljack: Ow ( ... )

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Re: Reply Part 1 lapinporokoira August 2 2008, 14:34:22 UTC
24. Starscream: "Why are you hiding in the closet?"
Megatron: "Bored. Constructicons."
Starscream: *stares* *looks around nervously* "Move over."
Megatron: *makes room for Starscream*

... Of course, they're setting themselves up for Coming out of the Closet jokes.

Rumble: Hey these fleshlings write good books. This one is great. It's about a witch and a lion and a...
Soundwave: Shush!
Megatron: Hmmmm?
Soundwave: Nothing Lord Megatron. *sweat drop*

27. I love it when Perceptor gets trapped in an arranged marriage. Never seen Blaster and Springer (or any of the others listed) though. This would be great! *imagines who would be paired with who* The cast is too large, or I'd give it a try.

I loved the idea of a school of Mail order Brides. And couldn't just pick one or two.

28. I also love Decepticon!Perceptor! Sad to think that it's the "Freedom is the right of all Sentient Beings" Autobots that are taking away Perceptor's right to choose. *thinks* That just gave me an idea.Feeds idea on Quickgrow and water, lovingly taken from ( ... )

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