Hey, one short bugger...

[wishmywillaway]

....that probably doesn't even count. But I thought it was hilarious. So I was on this website http://blog.esaba.com/projects/facts/index.php and decided to do Optimus Prime.  There were numerous funny ones but this one buttered the toast. If anything it'll be a funny short comedic thing.

Optimus Prime has a great deep respect for human life....

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I am slightly late to this party, but I've been on the ground rolling after doing a few of these. Here's some of my favorites:

Wheeljack is not only a noun, but a verb.

TNT was originally developed by Wheeljack to cure indigestion.

Perceptor counted to infinity - twice.

The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Ravage. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.

Ratchet doesn't daydream. He is too busy giving other people nightmares.

Ratchet doesn't play "hide-and-seek." He plays "hide-and-pray-I-don't-find-you."