Comments | tf_bunny_farm: Hey, one short bugger...

wishmywillaway in tf_bunny_farm

Hey, one short bugger...

Sep 30, 2011 19:25

....that probably doesn't even count. But I thought it was hilarious. So I was on this website http://blog.esaba.com/projects/facts/index.php and decided to do Optimus Prime. There were numerous funny ones but this one buttered the toast. If anything it'll be a funny short comedic thing.

Optimus Prime has a great deep respect for human life.... ( Read more... )

optimus prime, 07 verse

Comments 28

oh god hotcandy October 2 2011, 02:51:07 UTC

"Starscream doesn't play god. Playing is for children." oooh spooky.

Re: oh god wishmywillaway October 2 2011, 17:31:28 UTC

That. Is. Almost causing me to pee my pants. O.o

kemetic_feline October 4 2011, 11:27:06 UTC

Slaggit, you got me started on it, too.

"Google won't search for Soundwave because it knows you don't find Soundwave, he finds you."
"Archeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined 'victim' as 'one who has encountered Soundwave.'"
"Soundwave and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building."

wishmywillaway October 7 2011, 02:25:52 UTC

Ha sweet. I like the first one best.

Mwahahah, I'm just an evil little person aren't I? Addicting all peoples to this game...

misty_mina October 4 2011, 18:50:54 UTC

If I didn't know better I'd say someone sits behind a computer und gives us fitting facts. XD

I almost died from the last one I got.

"Red Alert recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull. "

Coincidence? I think not. XD

wishmywillaway October 7 2011, 02:26:29 UTC

There must! There must be a person for how else would these be so accurate?

lucasvn October 8 2011, 02:31:10 UTC

A Handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Motormaster and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

Sideswipe's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Sideswipe.

Skywarp doesn't daydream. He is too busy giving other people nightmares.

If a tree falls in the forest, does anybody hear? Yes. Ratchet hears it. Ratchet can hear everything. Ratchet can hear the shrieking terror in your soul.

Cliffjumper doesn't go hunting.... Cliffjumper goes killing.

Those are just some of what I got.

mimi_sardinia October 9 2011, 05:25:24 UTC

I'm trying it with Ultra Magnus's name.

mimi_sardinia October 9 2011, 05:52:15 UTC

A few I thought amusing (also, I can't help think of them from the POV of my one-time idea of Magnus being an avatar of Primus):

Ultra Magnus doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.

(Yeah, he is.)

If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Ultra Magnus says its beef, then it's beef.

(Tasty, tender beef!)

The 11th commandment is "Thou shalt not piss off Ultra Magnus" This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.

Unless you're Optimus Prime (because I ship UM/OP).

Ultra Magnus will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

No, it just went and kidnapped Optimus's spark instead. Now it's happy.The Ultra Magnus military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Ultra Magnus could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn ( ... )