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Jul 22, 2008 22:11

Some more bunnies from me (12 to be exact). I don't know whether they're any good, since most of them are either completely random or total crack.

1. Sparkplug Witwicky / Megatron - kinky (I got this from the random pairing generator and laughed so hard I cried.)

2. "It's a beautiful morning for satellites." Teletraan 1 / ?, or any pairing, or ( Read more... )

constructicons, ratchet, combaticons, g1, bruticus, teletraan 1, starscream, optimus prime, prowl, soundwave, devastator, megatron, wheeljack, seekers, scrapper, jazz

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kirin_saga July 23 2008, 06:55:31 UTC
2. "It's a beautiful morning for satellites." Teletraan 1 / ?, or any pairing, or whatever comes to mind first, doesn't matter.

My first thought? Teletraan/Cosmos.

3. Crossover with The Last Unicorn. Bonus points if it's the Decepticons that get stuck in TLU verse, and have to get help from the unicorns.... I just want to see Megatron's reaction to unicorns. XD

He'd probably cower in fear from the innocence. *giggles*

4. "Everytime we get to together, we've got to get it on."

... I'm hearing Blaster saying this. Kind of singing it and saying "Get it oooooonnnnn!" like that one guy does.

5. The Decepticons and Autobots are forced to choose a side: ... Pirates or Ninjas? Chocolate or Vanilla? Cats or Dogs?

Regular or Decaf? Left side, right side, cake, or candy? *reads what she just wrote* MOVING ON!

6. "Music is mightier than the blaster."

This would be so funny if someone said this to Blaster, without knowing Blaster's name. He'd give them this look and they wouldn't know why everyone was laughing.

7. "The only way to ( ... )

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daftedly July 23 2008, 19:06:02 UTC
My first thought? Teletraan/Cosmos.

Ooh... That sounds like it would turn out to be a really angsty fic. D;

He'd probably cower in fear from the innocence. *giggles*

Unicorn: Do you know what I am?
Megatron: NOOO!! LEAVE ME ALONE!! INNOCENCE OVERLOAD, AARRGGHH!!! *head asplodes*
Unicorn: o-O

... I'm hearing Blaster saying this. Kind of singing it and saying "Get it oooooonnnnn!" like that one guy does.

Lol, I could see him going around the Ark singing this and driving Optimus Prime and Prowl up the wall. XD

Regular or Decaf? Left side, right side, cake, or candy? *reads what she just wrote* MOVING ON!

*gets random mental image of Megatron in an apron baking a cake* AHEM....

This would be so funny if someone said this to Blaster, without knowing Blaster's name. He'd give them this look and they wouldn't know why everyone was laughing.

XD Blaster would be like, "I AM THE MUSIC." >[ And that made no sense whatsoever... *justwokeupfromanapcoughcough*

This would be a good thing for Perceptor to say, I think. Though I've always ( ... )

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kirin_saga July 23 2008, 19:54:53 UTC
Ooh... That sounds like it would turn out to be a really angsty fic. D;

Angsty? I was thinking cute. *thinks* But tnow that you mention it, it could be rather angsty. *hugs Cosmos* Poor baby needs love and when he finally thinks he gets it, it turns all angsty.

Cosmos: *cries*

Unicorn: Do you know what I am?
Megatron: NOOO!! LEAVE ME ALONE!! INNOCENCE OVERLOAD, AARRGGHH!!! *head asplodes*
Unicorn: o-O

*giggles* I wonder if that old lady (the one that caged the Unicorn. I can't remember her name) would try to capture a Decepticon. Probably one of the Cassettes.

Lol, I could see him going around the Ark singing this and driving Optimus Prime and Prowl up the wall. XD

Optimus: *hears singing* *groans* "Does he have a mute button?"
Prowl: "If he doesn't, Ratchet has offered to install one at his next maintenance check."

*gets random mental image of Megatron in an apron baking a cake* AHEM....Starscream: "Why are you wearing an apron ( ... )

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daftedly July 24 2008, 01:20:24 UTC
Angsty? I was thinking cute. *thinks* But tnow that you mention it, it could be rather angsty. *hugs Cosmos* Poor baby needs love and when he finally thinks he gets it, it turns all angsty.

Cosmos: *cries*

NOO Cosmos I will give you a hug and mecha-chocolate!! D:

*giggles* I wonder if that old lady (the one that caged the Unicorn. I can't remember her name) would try to capture a Decepticon. Probably one of the Cassettes.

OMG. She would totally capture Ravage and make him transform constantly for the audience. *wants to see this so badly*

Optimus: *hears singing* *groans* "Does he have a mute button?"
Prowl: "If he doesn't, Ratchet has offered to install one at his next maintenance check."

LOL *has a mental image of Optimus with a remote control that has a single, huge mute button on it*

Starscream: "Why are you wearing an apron ( ... )

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prowlsgirl July 23 2008, 15:10:50 UTC
Oh I know Prowl's! ^_^

singing: "Bad Boys. Bad Boys. What ya gonna do when they come for you?"

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daftedly July 23 2008, 19:07:10 UTC
LOL YES! I had totally forgotten about that song! XD

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norielit July 24 2008, 05:24:11 UTC
1. Sparkplug Witwicky / Megatron - kinky (I got this from the random pairing generator and laughed so hard I cried ( ... )

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#12 ksiezniczka11 July 24 2008, 16:24:44 UTC
For Wheeljack, or Perceptor, or any of them crazy science types...

The song "For Science" by They Might Be Giants comes to mind...

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