Lot's of wittiness here

[daftedly]

Some more bunnies from me (12 to be exact). I don't know whether they're any good, since most of them are either completely random or total crack.

1. Sparkplug Witwicky / Megatron - kinky (I got this from the random pairing generator and laughed so hard I cried.)

2. "It's a beautiful morning for satellites." Teletraan 1 / ?, or any pairing, or

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[kirin_saga]

2. "It's a beautiful morning for satellites." Teletraan 1 / ?, or any pairing, or whatever comes to mind first, doesn't matter.

My first thought? Teletraan/Cosmos.

3. Crossover with The Last Unicorn. Bonus points if it's the Decepticons that get stuck in TLU verse, and have to get help from the unicorns.... I just want to see Megatron's reaction to unicorns. XD

He'd probably cower in fear from the innocence. *giggles*

4. "Everytime we get to together, we've got to get it on."

... I'm hearing Blaster saying this. Kind of singing it and saying "Get it oooooonnnnn!" like that one guy does.

5. The Decepticons and Autobots are forced to choose a side: ... Pirates or Ninjas? Chocolate or Vanilla? Cats or Dogs?

Regular or Decaf? Left side, right side, cake, or candy? *reads what she just wrote* MOVING ON!

6. "Music is mightier than the blaster."

This would be so funny if someone said this to Blaster, without knowing Blaster's name. He'd give them this look and they wouldn't know why everyone was laughing.

7. "The only way to

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My first thought? Teletraan/Cosmos.

Ooh... That sounds like it would turn out to be a really angsty fic. D;

He'd probably cower in fear from the innocence. *giggles*

Unicorn: Do you know what I am?
Megatron: NOOO!! LEAVE ME ALONE!! INNOCENCE OVERLOAD, AARRGGHH!!! *head asplodes*
Unicorn: o-O

... I'm hearing Blaster saying this. Kind of singing it and saying "Get it oooooonnnnn!" like that one guy does.

Lol, I could see him going around the Ark singing this and driving Optimus Prime and Prowl up the wall. XD

Regular or Decaf? Left side, right side, cake, or candy? *reads what she just wrote* MOVING ON!

*gets random mental image of Megatron in an apron baking a cake* AHEM....

This would be so funny if someone said this to Blaster, without knowing Blaster's name. He'd give them this look and they wouldn't know why everyone was laughing.

XD Blaster would be like, "I AM THE MUSIC." >[ And that made no sense whatsoever... *justwokeupfromanapcoughcough*

This would be a good thing for Perceptor to say, I think. Though I've always

[kirin_saga]

Ooh... That sounds like it would turn out to be a really angsty fic. D;

Angsty? I was thinking cute. *thinks* But tnow that you mention it, it could be rather angsty. *hugs Cosmos* Poor baby needs love and when he finally thinks he gets it, it turns all angsty.

Cosmos: *cries*

Unicorn: Do you know what I am?
Megatron: NOOO!! LEAVE ME ALONE!! INNOCENCE OVERLOAD, AARRGGHH!!! *head asplodes*
Unicorn: o-O

*giggles* I wonder if that old lady (the one that caged the Unicorn. I can't remember her name) would try to capture a Decepticon. Probably one of the Cassettes.

Lol, I could see him going around the Ark singing this and driving Optimus Prime and Prowl up the wall. XD

Optimus: *hears singing* *groans* "Does he have a mute button?"
Prowl: "If he doesn't, Ratchet has offered to install one at his next maintenance check."

*gets random mental image of Megatron in an apron baking a cake* AHEM....Starscream: "Why are you wearing an apron

[daftedly]

Angsty? I was thinking cute. *thinks* But tnow that you mention it, it could be rather angsty. *hugs Cosmos* Poor baby needs love and when he finally thinks he gets it, it turns all angsty.

Cosmos: *cries*

NOO Cosmos I will give you a hug and mecha-chocolate!! D:

*giggles* I wonder if that old lady (the one that caged the Unicorn. I can't remember her name) would try to capture a Decepticon. Probably one of the Cassettes.

OMG. She would totally capture Ravage and make him transform constantly for the audience. *wants to see this so badly*

Optimus: *hears singing* *groans* "Does he have a mute button?"
Prowl: "If he doesn't, Ratchet has offered to install one at his next maintenance check."

LOL *has a mental image of Optimus with a remote control that has a single, huge mute button on it*

Starscream: "Why are you wearing an apron

[ksiezniczka11]

"Maybe when Perceptor sees the future and something bad is in store he lies about it to everyone else, and then locks himself in his lab and reinvents it."

Sorry to butt into a conversation, but what if, conversely,by trying to change things he ended up accidentally causing them instead? (They did something similar in "RvB") Or, he knows it's bad to mess with the future and instead has to wait for all these tragedies come to pass cos he has no choice? (This comes up all the time in time travel movies/shows...)

[kirin_saga]

... You have a point. *thinks* What if he had to learn the hard way that he shouldn't try to change the future? And what if someone knew he could see the future and knew that he had plenty of time to change things... If Perceptor saw someone getting killed (or something similar) and did nothing...

This could be why he keeps to himself most of the time. He doesn't want to get close to someone whose death he'll see and be powerless to prevent.

[ksiezniczka11]

That's such a depressing thought. I could totally see someone getting mad at him for, say, Prime's death, when there was really nothing he could do without dire consequences. (Or, had he tried, no matter what he did to stop it, it just seemed to fuel the fire...) Poor Perceptor! If I didn't have so much on my plate, I'd definitely take this one on... Though, I'm much better at comedy than drama. I hope someone does something with this, cos it's too good to be ignored!

Conversely, if he can see things others can't, does this include the past as well as the future? Or even, in a sense, things he shouldn't see? Like ghosts? *shivers* This is really thought-provoking...

[kirin_saga]

I hope someone adopts it too. I'd try to, but I really should finish the fics I'm already working on.

Conversely, if he can see things others can't, does this include the past as well as the future?

I think he could. The question would be, though, would he let others knows the past he sees? Some of it might be hard to believe, like if he saw the Quintessons creating Cybertron. Or maybe he wouldn't tell because it's not his story to tell? I can see him 'watching' Kup's adventures and keeping quiet because he knows Kup enjoys telling his own stories.

I think he could also see the present as well, though for some reason, I think that would give him a headache.

Or even, in a sense, things he shouldn't see? Like ghosts? *shivers* This is really thought-provoking...

Have you read norielit's fics?

[ksiezniczka11]

I'd never read that before, but thanks for the linkage!

Now I know why they all say this fandom is psychic... O_O