Nov 01, 2008 02:19
I haven't had time to respond individually to all the newcomers' posts, so please consider this my general hello & welcome. Grab a pitchfork and join the fun! The insane asylum is empty, and all the crazies (and telepaths) are here!
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And if you can keep your lists shorter than this one, I envy your sanity. )
bluestreak,
constructicons,
red alert,
grapple,
unicron,
skyfire,
moonracer,
hoist,
blackarachnia,
firestar,
hot rod,
primus,
seaspray,
scavenger,
blurr,
omega supreme,
fireflight,
springer,
arcee,
dinobots,
stunticons,
megatron,
wheeljack,
decepticons,
quintessons,
smokescreen,
ark,
aerialbots,
shockwave,
inferno,
blaster,
kaon,
beast wars,
beachcomber,
perceptor,
elita-1,
cyclonus,
orion pax,
tracks,
femmes,
(counter)punch,
seekers,
chromia,
cybertron,
galvatron,
gestalt,
sunstorm,
cassettes,
swindle,
ironhide,
teletraan-1,
optimus,
sunstreaker,
mirage,
bumblebee,
starscream,
iacon,
soundwave,
cosmos,
thundercracker,
skywarp,
autobots,
protectobots,
animated,
hound,
jazz
Comments 35
1. All I can think is: Poor Red Alert, he's going to be absolutely crushed3 F. Reminds me of the crack offspring of an even crackier pairing I saw a while back; Beast Wars Megatron and Tarantulas. Imagine it, a purple dinosaur with spider legs. Officially creeps Megs out ( ... )
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Our favorite paranoid Security Direction relies on so few things as absolutely dependable. It must rock his world (and make it seem much more dangerous) when one of those things proves untrustworthy.
Imagine it, a purple dinosaur with spider legs.
*imagines*
Officially creeps Megs out.
Me too.
This can't be good. Not only is the Ark going to stick out like a sore thumb, but so will anything else he can get his hands on.
How would he even go about tie-dying the Ark anyway? The only method I know of is the one I learned at camp where you twist up a white T-shirt and dip it in different buckets of paint. Still, seems like a fun (if gigantic) arts-and-crafts project for him.
Especially since as a messenger, he can no longer perform his primary function as well as before.
Hmmm, what else could he even do? *ponders*
Wonder if it was caused by something, and he became mute from the trauma?There's an idea. Or maybe it could happen if a Decepticon actually managed to capture him - ( ... )
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Makes me think of those crooked televangelists who ask for donations and use them to buy cars and mansions and stuff.
And I'm thinking that any of the Bots that are known for their compassion are the one with no morals. Just can't pin down a single one at the moment.
Hopefully it's not Optimus. That would be really disturbing to find out. Wonder how the Cons would react to that...
Again, I'll be hiding in the corner over there. It's going to be a very bad day for Earth.
I wonder if it would get Red Alert more sympathy from his comrades if they realize what's going on in his head all the time.
Either it's going to be something very, very sweet of him he's doing for someone he cares for. Or not. I'm voting for the not.
Hmm, maybe he wants to bribe someone into taking his place in his gestalt.
*spazzes* Someoneprettypleasdothis! Theycouldevenhavethealtformofabasilisk! *ahem* No of course I don't like serpents and ( ... )
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B. Arcee is older than she seems - she’s Ariel’s (Elita-1’s) creator, and thus Optimus’ mother-in-law as well.
Actually... taking this and putting it with one of my pet ideas generated by this community, how would Optimus and Magnus feel about their best friend's mother getting involved with their son? XD
G. One member of any gestalt is secretly a femme.
Obvious ones: Fireflight, First Aid.
Not Obvious: Slingshot, Blades.
Crack: Scrapper is the leader of the Constructicons because he is really a she, and is just that bit more mature, practical and motherly that she keeps all her brothers in line.
4. Beachcomber discovers tie-dye.
And orders from a hippy clothing supply company a whole bolt of hand-dyed cloth, cut and hemmed to size for such accessories as scarves and bandanas.
6. G1 Blurr loses his voice.
And is frantically trying to charade out what he's trying to communicate, but it's hard for everyone to understand because he moves so fast his hands look like blurs.
9. Cosmos ( ... )
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From how the end of that is phrased, they must know each other's secret and be looking out for each other. I would think Sideswipe also knows - being Sunny's twin.
27. ‘Wheeljack’, verb:Refers to events of utter explosive chaos that follows after someone has said: "I wonder how this would work ( ... )
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My muse on the other hand is whimpering at this.
63. When the Ark crashed, Megatron was still second-in-command to the first Decepticon Lord; Starscream was third-in command and Megatron’s loyal ally.
... PORN!
65. Starscream + Coffee.
Eep.
66. Arcee ditches Hot Rod and Springer for Galvatron (or Cyclonus).
I will give her credit for some sense and say Cyclonus - he's sane and needs love, considering all the slag he puts up with to keep his insane leader in line.
68. Certain G1 mechs wake up from recharge one day with the voices of their Movieverse counterparts.
Well at least Optimus's voice doesn't change much, just gets slightly more gravely. (There is a difference between Cullen's voice in the movie and what it was back in G1. I chalk it ( ... )
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I didn't even consider the multi-generational relationship-weirdness that would happen with this. That would be quite strange.
Crack: Scrapper is the leader of the Constructicons because he is really a she, and is just that bit more mature, practical and motherly that she keeps all her brothers in line.
Awww. Mommy Scrapper!
And is frantically trying to charade out what he's trying to communicate, but it's hard for everyone to understand because he moves so fast his hands look like blurs.
*giggles* Poor spazzy Blurr.
They stay apart like that for several centuries, until Decepticons become a myth on Earth, akin to demons (to match the Unicron = the devil).
Oooh! That would make it even harder for the Decepticons to get help if Unicron tried to take control of their minds and send them out as his servants.
Rumble and Frenzy with their ( ... )
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... Sunny and Sides are fraternal twins? I wonder how that would work?
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*loves* And Skywarp could just warp in to visit whenever he pleases.
Starscream: I'm related to RED ALERT and INFERNO now?! Firestar how could you do this to me!
Firestar: What's your problem? I thought you wanted Red Alert not Inferno?
...Oh dear. Sorry Starscream!
MEGASPEED sign Language!
???: Blurr are you having a spasm attack or what?
Blurr: *flails frantically* [The Decepticons are coming! The Decepticons are coming!]
And it comes as no surprise when the occasional Decepticon disappears.
And if the Decepticons use Unicron as their energon source...
'Con: *horrified* It's people! This energon is people!
Megatron: YAAAAAAAAH! Starscream: HUH? WHAT? GET OFF ME!
A bored Megatron is a dangerous Megatron.
I can imagine a thriving community of peaceful bots living below ground and completely unaware of the furour going on above.A hidden paradise... I wonder how the different factions would react? Some might want to enlist the hidden mechs' help, others might ( ... )
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Wheeljackified by Sunstreaker
Summary: G1 - Sideswipe's musings on being Wheeljack-ified.
Link ~ http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1372637/Sunstreaker
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