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Nov 01, 2008 02:19

I haven't had time to respond individually to all the newcomers' posts, so please consider this my general hello & welcome. Grab a pitchfork and join the fun! The insane asylum is empty, and all the crazies (and telepaths) are here!

( And if you can keep your lists shorter than this one, I envy your sanity. )

bluestreak, constructicons, red alert, grapple, unicron, skyfire, moonracer, hoist, blackarachnia, firestar, hot rod, primus, seaspray, scavenger, blurr, omega supreme, fireflight, springer, arcee, dinobots, stunticons, megatron, wheeljack, decepticons, quintessons, smokescreen, ark, aerialbots, shockwave, inferno, blaster, kaon, beast wars, beachcomber, perceptor, elita-1, cyclonus, orion pax, tracks, femmes, (counter)punch, seekers, chromia, cybertron, galvatron, gestalt, sunstorm, cassettes, swindle, ironhide, teletraan-1, optimus, sunstreaker, mirage, bumblebee, starscream, iacon, soundwave, cosmos, thundercracker, skywarp, autobots, protectobots, animated, hound, jazz

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mimi_sardinia November 1 2008, 17:33:11 UTC

3. More about those wacky femmes!
B. Arcee is older than she seems - she’s Ariel’s (Elita-1’s) creator, and thus Optimus’ mother-in-law as well.

Actually... taking this and putting it with one of my pet ideas generated by this community, how would Optimus and Magnus feel about their best friend's mother getting involved with their son? XD

G. One member of any gestalt is secretly a femme.
Obvious ones: Fireflight, First Aid.
Not Obvious: Slingshot, Blades.

Crack: Scrapper is the leader of the Constructicons because he is really a she, and is just that bit more mature, practical and motherly that she keeps all her brothers in line.

4. Beachcomber discovers tie-dye.
And orders from a hippy clothing supply company a whole bolt of hand-dyed cloth, cut and hemmed to size for such accessories as scarves and bandanas.

6. G1 Blurr loses his voice.
And is frantically trying to charade out what he's trying to communicate, but it's hard for everyone to understand because he moves so fast his hands look like blurs.

9. Cosmos ( ... )

mimi_sardinia November 1 2008, 17:35:03 UTC

26. Sunstreaker and Tracks are indeed obsessed with how they look… but not for the reasons everyone assumes. For some reason, they’re hiding their true appearances with holograms. Any little accidental scuff which mysteriously fails to leave a scratch will reveal them, so they’re careful to avoid such situations. When something happens in public which would normally alter their appearances, they have to quickly change the hologram and petulantly refuse to let anyone else fix the damage. During battles, Sunstreaker throws himself into the center of the fray where everyone’s too busy to notice that dents appear a split second after they should; Tracks hangs back and makes sure that Sunstreaker’s holograms don’t drop while he’s distracted.

From how the end of that is phrased, they must know each other's secret and be looking out for each other. I would think Sideswipe also knows - being Sunny's twin.

27. ‘Wheeljack’, verb:Refers to events of utter explosive chaos that follows after someone has said: "I wonder how this would work ( ... )

mimi_sardinia November 1 2008, 17:36:30 UTC

62. The Cybertronians left their home planet because it was overrun by a swarm of vicious, parasitical beings (origins unknown). Taking refuge on Earth, many of the Cybertronians are still haunted by the sound of Primus’s panicked, desperate cries as his children abandoned him to die.
My muse on the other hand is whimpering at this.

63. When the Ark crashed, Megatron was still second-in-command to the first Decepticon Lord; Starscream was third-in command and Megatron’s loyal ally.
... PORN!

65. Starscream + Coffee.
Eep.

66. Arcee ditches Hot Rod and Springer for Galvatron (or Cyclonus).
I will give her credit for some sense and say Cyclonus - he's sane and needs love, considering all the slag he puts up with to keep his insane leader in line.

68. Certain G1 mechs wake up from recharge one day with the voices of their Movieverse counterparts.
Well at least Optimus's voice doesn't change much, just gets slightly more gravely. (There is a difference between Cullen's voice in the movie and what it was back in G1. I chalk it ( ... )

Ahhh, your style of commenting is so confusing! XD alabaster_demon November 2 2008, 02:51:52 UTC

Actually... taking this and putting it with one of my pet ideas generated by this community, how would Optimus and Magnus feel about their best friend's mother getting involved with their son? XD

I didn't even consider the multi-generational relationship-weirdness that would happen with this. That would be quite strange.

Crack: Scrapper is the leader of the Constructicons because he is really a she, and is just that bit more mature, practical and motherly that she keeps all her brothers in line.

Awww. Mommy Scrapper!

And is frantically trying to charade out what he's trying to communicate, but it's hard for everyone to understand because he moves so fast his hands look like blurs.

*giggles* Poor spazzy Blurr.

They stay apart like that for several centuries, until Decepticons become a myth on Earth, akin to demons (to match the Unicron = the devil).

Oooh! That would make it even harder for the Decepticons to get help if Unicron tried to take control of their minds and send them out as his servants.

Rumble and Frenzy with their ( ... )

Re: Ahhh, your style of commenting is so confusing! XD death_star510 November 2 2008, 02:57:08 UTC

Reminds me of a recent fic about how the Decepticons had been subjugated and oppressed after the war

I read that one! Gave me chills. Megatron in a gibbet... and the Decepticons' reactions to the execution were perfect. I'm really curious to find out where Optimus is in all of this.

Sorry to butt in but, do you have a link to this story?

Re: Ahhh, your style of commenting is so confusing! XD alabaster_demon November 2 2008, 03:00:51 UTC

Yep! It's here.

Re: Ahhh, your style of commenting is so confusing! XD death_star510 November 2 2008, 03:09:41 UTC

Thanks!

Re: Ahhh, your style of commenting is so confusing! XD mimi_sardinia November 2 2008, 04:01:51 UTC

Like a lot of fanon about stuff like chevrons and other seemingly decorative head features - they're sensors.

HUGE sensors. I wonder if all that sensory data would drive him crazy after a while.

Maybe because he's a space jet, he needs higher sensory abilities, hence the size of those horns. Of course the idea that he frequently has sensory overloads of a non-life afirming type would be interesting.

Death: HMM... I HAVE NEVER HAD ONE OF YOU BEFORE... BUT STILL... *slice!*

I wonder if he'd have to assume a Cybertronian form just to get tall enough to reach their sparks?

He just has Binky stand in midair.

... PORN!

*is confused*

Megatron and Starscream getting along? Demands porn between them. Of course so does them not getting along, which does prove some of the complaints I've seen levelled at fanfiction in general that everything is an excuse for porn.

(There is a difference between Cullen's voice in the movie and what it was back in G1. I chalk it up to age.)The difference seemed to suit Movie-Optimus. I saw ( ... )

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