2. Age equals experience - Kup knows more about interfacing than the whole Autobot army put togetherraisedbymooglesAugust 17 2011, 04:55:27 UTC
Kup was in the medbay getting his regular tuneup when an awful commotion burst through the doors. Sideswipe and Sunstreaker, carrying Bluestreak between them ("it's okay, guys, you don't have to carry me, I can walk, it's not like I walk on my doorwings anyway even when they aren't injured-") stormed the medbay like it was the bulkhead at Tyger Pax and deposited their burden front-side down on the nearest berth ("-guys, it's kinda hard to balance on my chest, you know mine is all sticky-outy and yours is flat not that there's anything wrong with flat chests-"), demanding First Aid get over here and fix it now.Kup frowned at their lack of respect and decorum and at their interrupting a perfectly peaceful afternoon, but shooed First Aid Bluestreak's way anyway. "What happened?" the medic asked, already reaching out to touch Bluestreak's near door
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Re: 2. Age equals experience - Kup knows more about interfacing than the whole Autobot army put togeraisedbymooglesAugust 17 2011, 04:55:52 UTC
Rumors must have gotten around, as rumors were wont to do. Kup was enjoying his midday fuel break when someone tapped him on the forearm. "Umm... Mister Security Chief, sir
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Re: 2. Age equals experience - Kup knows more about interfacing than the whole Autobot army put togeraisedbymooglesAugust 17 2011, 04:56:06 UTC
"The problem with Blurr is that he keeps running out of energy," Trailbreaker explained, keeping an easy pace with Kup.
"Yeah, his fuel intake needs have always been high," Kup shrugged.
"But... in the middle of interface?"
Trailbreaker's tone was so plaintive that Kup had to chuckle. "So refuel him and get back to business."
"It kinda throws off our rhythm if we have to stop and refuel in the middle of things."
"Not if you do it right." Kup paused Trailbreaker with a hand on his arm, and mimed taking an imaginary Blurr into his arms. "Now, you take your paramour like this... take a sip of energon..." He sipped from an imaginary cube, and bent his helm over the imaginary Blurr. "And he takes the energon from your mouth."
"Oh." Trailbreaker blinked, looking a bit like he'd just been hit over the head. "....Oh."
Kup chuckled and tapped the bigger mech's chest. "Go get 'im, big mech."
"You know, I think I will." Trailbreaker wandered off in a mild daze of arousal. Kup chuckled after him.
Re: 2. Age equals experience - Kup knows more about interfacing than the whole Autobot army put togeraisedbymooglesAugust 17 2011, 04:56:42 UTC
Medbay again, only this time Kup was on the other end of the medic-patient continuum, weilding paint and buffer in the name of letting First Aid get some slagging rest.
"Arcee," Springer explained the scuff mark on his helm, over the noise of Kup's buffer erasing it.
"Yeah? How'd you piss her off this time?"
"I've been trying to figure that out myself. The 'facing was great last night, she seemed to be into it..." Springer shrugged helplessly. "But today she smacks me and leaves
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Re: 2. Age equals experience - Kup knows more about interfacing than the whole Autobot army put togeraisedbymooglesAugust 17 2011, 04:57:02 UTC
"It's disturbing is what it is," Kup grumped to Ultra Magnus over a late-night cube of high grade. "None of 'em seem to know a thing about 'facing. Not a mech among 'em
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Re: 2. Age equals experience - Kup knows more about interfacing than the whole Autobot army put togeraisedbymooglesAugust 17 2011, 04:57:22 UTC
"Lad? You better be in there, I've looked everywhere else." Kup rapped at the office door again, and tried not to be disturbed that when one wanted to find Rodimus Prime, the last place one looked was his office. That's just how Roddy is. "Come on, lad," Kup groaned, "I been on my pedes all day and I don't wanna chase all around the city again. Where are you?"
//Security Director Kup?//
Kup snapped upright at the tentative transmission. "Report, Metroplex," he ordered, already booting up combat and city-defense subroutines. Metroplex followed a strict code of non-interference with those who dwelled within him; he initiated contact only in an emergency.
//It's... it's Rodimus Prime.// Metroplex sounded - not panicked, exactly, but definitely perplexed and worried. //He's in no physical danger as of now, but he seems to be in some distress.//"Where is he?" Kup demanded, and Metroplex gave him the location. Forgetting his weariness, Kup broke into a dead run
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Re: 2. Age equals experience - Kup knows more about interfacing than the whole Autobot army put togeminibot_loveAugust 17 2011, 05:33:18 UTC
*wibbles at that last line*
Damn. I wish Kup would've taught sex ed for me. Or that my school had HAD a sex ed course rather than the gym coach for a health teacher who mumbled a review on reproduction and told us to read the chapter on our own time. 9_9
Re: 2. Age equals experience - Kup knows more about interfacing than the whole Autobot army put togemimi_sardiniaAugust 19 2011, 05:59:23 UTC
I had a banana-shaped sex toy in my class. It hid a more penis-shaped section under a removable banana-shaped cap, and could be filled with water that could squirt.
I was a bit to embarrassed at the time but these days I look back and think that was a damn good educational aid.
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"Yeah, his fuel intake needs have always been high," Kup shrugged.
"But... in the middle of interface?"
Trailbreaker's tone was so plaintive that Kup had to chuckle. "So refuel him and get back to business."
"It kinda throws off our rhythm if we have to stop and refuel in the middle of things."
"Not if you do it right." Kup paused Trailbreaker with a hand on his arm, and mimed taking an imaginary Blurr into his arms. "Now, you take your paramour like this... take a sip of energon..." He sipped from an imaginary cube, and bent his helm over the imaginary Blurr. "And he takes the energon from your mouth."
"Oh." Trailbreaker blinked, looking a bit like he'd just been hit over the head. "....Oh."
Kup chuckled and tapped the bigger mech's chest. "Go get 'im, big mech."
"You know, I think I will." Trailbreaker wandered off in a mild daze of arousal. Kup chuckled after him.
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"Arcee," Springer explained the scuff mark on his helm, over the noise of Kup's buffer erasing it.
"Yeah? How'd you piss her off this time?"
"I've been trying to figure that out myself. The 'facing was great last night, she seemed to be into it..." Springer shrugged helplessly. "But today she smacks me and leaves ( ... )
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//Security Director Kup?//
Kup snapped upright at the tentative transmission. "Report, Metroplex," he ordered, already booting up combat and city-defense subroutines. Metroplex followed a strict code of non-interference with those who dwelled within him; he initiated contact only in an emergency.
//It's... it's Rodimus Prime.// Metroplex sounded - not panicked, exactly, but definitely perplexed and worried. //He's in no physical danger as of now, but he seems to be in some distress.//"Where is he?" Kup demanded, and Metroplex gave him the location. Forgetting his weariness, Kup broke into a dead run ( ... )
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Damn. I wish Kup would've taught sex ed for me. Or that my school had HAD a sex ed course rather than the gym coach for a health teacher who mumbled a review on reproduction and told us to read the chapter on our own time. 9_9
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Sex ed teacher Kup is something every kid should have!
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And of course, not a word about consent and respect thereof.
Though I didn't have the worst of it---that honor went to the classmate whose mother was teaching the class.
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I was a bit to embarrassed at the time but these days I look back and think that was a damn good educational aid.
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