As an afterthought. I despise snarkyness and cuteness on the internet. Unless you're actually cute. Otherwise you're just annoying.

Alli and Taylor didn't get in until about 1:30 am. I made them some green dinosaurs and they awed at the smell that's about as potent as pure gasoline. They also marveled at the taste, which is full of melon goodness and has a nice body and kick at the end. Possibly my favorite mixed drink. The obvious downside is that it gets you lit pretty ( Read more... )

Southern Comfort + Amaretto = cough syrup.
Add Godiva chocolate liquour and you get a fantastic drink that tastes like cherry cordials.

I don't really use this anymore, feel free to take me off your cluttered lists.

Once upon time there was a roud and swift individual who lived all over the dehydrated pebble and many men, women, and creatures from the origin of the world visited him to make him shut up and live a life of crumbled paper and sleep, but he had a mind of his own and he had a mask of mirrors and madness and he fooled them all - and one by one he ( Read more... )

Understand that not everyone will do as you expect them to. You issue orders but sometimes people do not fully understand.

Mike and I went to walmart when I was drunk. We bought airsoft shotguns and a pair of pistols. FUN!

I've misplaced my debit card. I fly to Baltimore tomorrow. I am thrilled.

I am the Grob. Prepare to be extrapolated.