mayfield_rpg

[world_chumpion]

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[Suddenly, jumping off a rooftop and doing flips in the air, a cross between a pro wrestler and a martial artist appears! On the ground, he continues to showboat while taking an offensive stance.]AAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHTTTTTTT! Haha! You might be a pretty bad dude where you come from, but it's time

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[return_my_rice]

[Gohan runs toward the fallen man. He doesn't realize that it's Mr. Satan just yet.]

Hey! Are you all right, sir?!

1/3

[world_chumpion]

[whimpering]

2/3

[world_chumpion]

Hyaha! Just kidding! A little bump like that is nothing for me, HAHA!

3/3

[world_chumpion]

You look kinda familiar though, kid.

1.)

[ahoge_goddess]

...I wasn't doing anything.

[world_chumpion]

If you think I'm gonna go easy on you just 'cause you're a girl, think ag--

Wait, really?

[ahoge_goddess]

I am a woman.

And yes.

[world_chumpion]

Oh, I... coulda sworn there was some evildoing going on.

[schara_kyrie]

Fine. Are we going to fight, or are you just to keep yelling?

[world_chumpion]

You just want me to shut up because the truth hurts, small-fry! Just hold onto your pants while Mr. Satan puts you in your place!

[Cue excessive slow circling]

[schara_kyrie]

Think what you want.

[Takes a stance, and mirrors his movements--though with obvious impatience.]

[world_chumpion]

[Aaaaaand, wait for it...]

HWAAAAARGH!

[OVERDRAMATIZED FACEPUNCH GO!]

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[the_strongerest]

What are you doing?

[world_chumpion]

[COUGHING]

That was nothing but a minor gravity malfunction. I'm okay!

[the_strongerest]

That's pretty cool!

[world_chumpion]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You're darn tootin'! I'm the world's strongest!