mayfield_rpg

[world_chumpion]

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[Suddenly, jumping off a rooftop and doing flips in the air, a cross between a pro wrestler and a martial artist appears! On the ground, he continues to showboat while taking an offensive stance.]AAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHTTTTTTT! Haha! You might be a pretty bad dude where you come from, but it's time

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[the_strongerest]

What are you doing?

[world_chumpion]

[COUGHING]

That was nothing but a minor gravity malfunction. I'm okay!

[the_strongerest]

That's pretty cool!

[world_chumpion]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You're darn tootin'! I'm the world's strongest!

[the_strongerest]

That's a pretty funny way to say second strongest!

[world_chumpion]

OH GOD MY SECRET'S OUT

Wait, if that's what she meant I'd be way worse than second...

What are you talking about? Nobody can beat Mr. Satan!

[the_strongerest]

How do you know that if you never fought the strongest fairy?

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[world_chumpion]

[STARES for quite some time]

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[world_chumpion]

PFFTAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Sorry, little girl! If you want an exhibition match against me you're gonna have to prove yourself. Normally I'd say to enter the the kid's division of the World Tournament, but I don't think Mayfield has one, officially speaking...

[the_strongerest]

Hey! I'll prove myself! You name it, I'll do any challenge!

[world_chumpion]

[Mr. Satan sets something on the ground in front of Cirno.

That something is FIVE TILES

IN A STACK

CAN YOU HANDLE THIS CIRNO]

If you can break all these in one blow, it might be worth my time to have a little play-fight with you, HAHAHA!

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[the_strongerest]

[Cirno conjures an ICICLE SWORD, then spins around a few times before cleaving down at the stack of tiles dramatically!]

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[the_strongerest]

[It gets stuck part-way through the fifth tile, so she kicks it the west of the way through when she thinks Mr. Satan isn't looking. Which is to say, when Mr. Satan is looking, because what the hell else does he have to look at right now.]

See? Super easy.

[world_chumpion]

HEY, WHOA! I didn't say you could use a sword! Where'd that thing come from, anyway?

[the_strongerest]

Oh yeah? Well, you didn't say I COULDN'T use a sword!

[world_chumpion]

Weapons aren't allowed in competitive martial arts! Somebody could get killed!