Test run for imperial_saga

[king_of_koopas]

1)
[So, both you and Bowser have left your respective armies behind and are meeting right in the middle- to negotiate, or to engage in a duel.]

... alright, my beef ain't with you. But YOUR piddly little warband's sitting in MY glorious army's path, and we're either going through you or over you, because you're looking at the biggest, baddest

Comments

[top_secret_idol]

Your accommodations are surprisingly pleasant. I had not expected such from the dread King of Koopas.

[king_of_koopas]

What!? You could totally pass yourself off as a princess in that! NO member of the royalty cares what people think about their fashion sense! That's why they're royal!

[Grumbling, the hulking Koopa King swaps out another random dress without really looking at it, holding it up for Takane to see.]

How about this one? Gray totally goes with this color!

[top_secret_idol]

Just because the dress is the same color as my hair does not mean it makes for appropriate regal attire.

[king_of_koopas]

Arrrgh! You're as bad as my daughter! -- fine!!

[Bowser tosses the dress aside and pulls out ANOTHER one.] How about this one!? I DARE you to tell me that black doesn't go with everything!

[There's the small matter of the big red emblem shaped like Bowser's head smack-dab in the middle of the dress]

[top_secret_idol]

What is this?

[Pointing at that emblem]

[king_of_koopas]

Bwahahah! So you noticed, huh?

[With a flourish, Bowser holds it up for easier viewing.]

It's the symbol of my glorious kingdom, shaped like the dapper face of yours truly! It's all the rage, 'princess'!

[top_secret_idol]

I refuse.

[king_of_koopas]

Yeah, fine, whatever, now hurry up and put on this what did you say?

[top_secret_idol]

I will not be seen in public with such a garish outfit.

[She taps the dress right on the emblem]

[king_of_koopas]

G... garish!? There's absolutely nothing wrong with this dress! It's a PERFECTLY acceptable-

-- wait, did you just call my FACE garish!?

[top_secret_idol]

Have you considered trimming your hair? It is really quite unkempt. Your horns are also very much lacking in dignity without any proper maintenance.

[king_of_koopas]

HECK no! I'm going for that wild, rugged look!

- and shut up, I take PERFECTLY good care of my horns!!

[top_secret_idol]

Are they naturally yellowed and cracked then?

[king_of_koopas]

NO! They're perfectly-

... wait, what? Where are they cracked!?

[top_secret_idol]

[Takane points to a line visible due to the natural curvature of the horn. It does not actually appear to be cracked]

[king_of_koopas]

[brb, checking out a mirror.]

... that's not a crack! What do you think you're trying to PULL!?