Testing for UG@!

[song_rider]

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[itsspacetime]

[Gentarou isn't sure what's weirder - the giant cello monster, or the fact that this chick's fighting pantsless. He settles on the latter, pointing at Kyoku with a wobbly hand.]

H-hey, I'm all for a display of guts, but shouldn't you wear some pants?!

what about pants you say?

[aceshighsword]

This is part of the Strike Witch uniform.

I don't know what her reason is, but it's best not to ask right now. [[Pewpewpew dakkadakka]]

Pants are for sissies!

[song_rider]

[Flipping over and landing, she swung that energy guitar around and hit a hard heavy metal that didn't seem out place. Solid bars of music formed everywhere and hammered into the opponent, causing her to whoop.]

[itsspacetime]

But--! Gaaaaah, fine!

[Gen flicks a couple of switches on his belt, deploying a radar dish on his left arm, and a missile launcher on his right foot. Time to target the thing, and...] Eat this! [Missile volley, go!]

[2hell_weride]

[[This is probably the quietest MarKus has ever been in forever.

Then again, he's totally checking out this chick with the epic long red hair. Hopefully Shirley will not be walking by soon and catching him gawking.

Still, he's quiet like a mo-fo. Also curious what KIND of music this chick is into. Is it the metals?]]

[song_rider]

[She can do metal yes, but right now she's working on Smooth Jazz form. Ironically it enough it doesn't require actual Jazz but she turns it up, and starts in on W-B-X.]

[2hell_weride]

There the fuck have I heard that before... [[He can't remember, being that he missed out on Double.]]

[[Still, being mister arm-foldy-in-the-corner, he wonders where he's heard it, despite the, you know, blatant cursing that went against the "please be quiet" rule.]]

[song_rider]

[Halfway through the song, she fumbles a lyric and it all goes to pot. Energy crackles and she yelps, throwing up her arms as the song discharges.]

Awwwww damnit! I messed up again. [Rubbing her eyes, she yawned.] Maybe I'm not getting enough sleep...

[Notices MarKus in the corner.] Oh hey.

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[punches_vamps]

Strange, this doesn't have the magical signature of an Id Beast...
[Suddenly, he notices the DYNAMIC ENTRY]

Whoa. Hey, you alright?

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[song_rider]

[Flips down next to him after knocking the monster cello back several meters.] I'm fine! Better keep up or I'll leave you behind!

[Cracking her knuckles, she reaches to one hip and the energy guitar erupts from it as she swings it around her head. The whole thing is made of energy, what the fuck man.]

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[punches_vamps]

Okay, whoever's going around handing superpowers out to teenagers really needs to slow down. This is getting silly.

[The Zweilicht doesn't have any energy weapons to back Kyoku up with, but it does have a fine railgun, which Roads now readies and brings into position.]

Name's Roads.
[The railgun fires, blasting a leg clean off the monster.]

That should help you out.

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[song_rider]

Thanks! [With a salute, she presses a sequence on her wrist and the outfit changes with the background music shifting abruptly.]

Time to finish this!

HEAVY BASS. GET READY.

[In a shifting of armor, more appeared on her body as said energy guitar shifted into large bass speakers at her hips. Striding forward, she struck the opponent and blew it into the clear sound wall, smashing it against it.]

3) This probably violates a few health laws! Cat in the kitcheeen!

[russianbluerobo]

[Vlaska quickly trots over, never having seen the effects of onions on the human eyes he is quite frantic.]

Are you. Alright?

[Despite the monotone from his collar his actions are quite alarmed and full of worry.]

lol

[song_rider]

[Sniff] I-I'm fine, my eyes are just burning. [Squeezing them ogod that sensation. Why did she volunteer onions?!]

Its totally funny! Until someone gets cat hair in their food

[russianbluerobo]

[Oh that did NOT comfort Vlaska at all]

Oh. No. Oh no.

Wait. Here. Hold. On please. I go get. Doctor.

yep

[song_rider]

N-no it's fine! [sniff] It's just the onion juices in my eyes. I'm okay!

4) This might be like tossing Gas onto a fire. Or not. it depends

[inneedofasmoke]

Hey. So... I heard what happened.

[Saunters into the studio, taking a soft drag and exhaling the smoke with a sigh. Sliding his back down the wall and dropping onto his rear, roughly level with her now]

People die... Friends. Family. When its their time... its their time.

[Was flicking his lighter open and closed as he spoke]

hehehe no doubt

[song_rider]

[Kyoku sniffed, rubbing at her eyes as she looked up at him. They were already red with hours of crying.] It wasn't... wasn't even in battle it was just so sudden...

[inneedofasmoke]

[The lighter was flicked closed when he answered her]

That should be of some comfort.

Did he feel any pain when he went? Any suffering?

[A flick open]

If not. Then its probably a better death than most others.

[song_rider]

No, it was a heart attack in the middle of the night. Just was found dead in his apartment.

[She sighs.] I know. I just... I just wish I could be there for the funeral. We were close, y'know? He taught me about how to compose music.