for mayfield_rpg oh my god why

[conaradia]

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[bullsit]

Uh, I'm pretty sure that, um, that is not a good idea for anyone, uh, at all really, to be doing with you.

[conaradia]

Nobody asked you, Pupa!

[bullsit]

Um, well, technically you did, and I thought, since you asked, I would answer honestly and all.

[conaradia]

In that case, I will amend my request, just for you.

"Someone come FLARP with me or something, except for Tavros Nitram, because he is a weaky weak weakling who can't do anything right!"

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[dying_breeze]

If you ever figure out how to pull that one off I'd love to hear about it.

[conaradia]

Don't worry! Once he's dead I'll make sure to tell eeeeeeeeveryone about it.

[dying_breeze]

Fantastic. If we're lucky you'll even figure out how to make him stay dead.

[conaradia]

Even if I can't make him stay dead, just killing him every day works too, right?

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[cantwhinnyemall]

Vriska, your infatuation with this human film star is beginning to border upon the ludicrous. It is highly inappropriate for one of your blood.

[conaradia]

It's not any different from you and your stupid musclebeasts!

[cantwhinnyemall]

My musclebeasts are elegant works of art celebrating the inherent grace and STRONGNESS found in the natural world. You will not mock them.

[conaradia]

Actually, I think I will!

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Wait, on second thought, that'd probably just work you up or something. Damn it! Either way, I lose! Well played, Equius!

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[apprenticevi]

FLARP? I'm not quite familiar with the term, however, I do know a little about roleplaying... [Even if all he knows about are of the tabletop variety.]

[conaradia]

Then you're already a step ahead of most of the humans here!

[apprenticevi]

Then would you mind enlightening me as to what FLARP would be referring to?