for mayfield_rpg oh my god why
1. 
[Oh, you seem to have stumbled upon Vriska's empty room! ...Wait. What is that sticking out of her closet.
Is that a life-sized bust of Nicolas Cage why yes it is.
Before you can comment on this monstrosity, Vriska has zoomed into the room, kicked the closet door shut and is now glaring at you with rage eightfold.]
2.
Mayfield, I'm so boooooooored. Someone come and FLARP with me or something. My stupid lusus isn't here, so you'll probably even survive if and when you lose!
3.
[Vriska has just woken up from being droned. Unsurprising, since she's done something terrible and awful that probably involved one or several deaths. If she had her accent back, the following would be full of 8s:]
Who the fuck do they think they are!? Nobody gets away with manipulating me like that. NOBODY! You hear that, Grady or whatever the fuck your name is? You're dead.
[Oh, you seem to have stumbled upon Vriska's empty room! ...Wait. What is that sticking out of her closet.
Is that a life-sized bust of Nicolas Cage why yes it is.
Before you can comment on this monstrosity, Vriska has zoomed into the room, kicked the closet door shut and is now glaring at you with rage eightfold.]
2.
Mayfield, I'm so boooooooored. Someone come and FLARP with me or something. My stupid lusus isn't here, so you'll probably even survive if and when you lose!
3.
[Vriska has just woken up from being droned. Unsurprising, since she's done something terrible and awful that probably involved one or several deaths. If she had her accent back, the following would be full of 8s:]
Who the fuck do they think they are!? Nobody gets away with manipulating me like that. NOBODY! You hear that, Grady or whatever the fuck your name is? You're dead.