Not all Angels are horrible monstrosities! (An app for UG@)
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Recently, a strange new crewmember was added to the Chalice - a short guy with wings named Pit, who says he's an angel. In fact, there he is in the hangar, looking around at the mechs... and from this distance, apparently talking to himself enthusiastically, gesticulating and in general acting like there was someone right besides him. Which there... quite emphatically isn't. Yet another crazy crewmember?
Approach?
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[Pit asked you to show/explain him some cool thing or another - weaponry, a ship, a cheesy heroic anime show, maybe even your profession for those space pirates out there. By the time you finish, he's looking at you with barely restrained stars in his eyes, to Palutena's amused chuckling]
That is. SO. AWESOME.
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[As you go around the corridors, you run into pit, who is looking transparently annoyed as he walks, hands in his toga, muttering something under his breath, and sometimes kicking the ground dejectely with his sandal. He's clearly not noticing very much where he's going.
See Pit. See Pit sulk. Sulk Pit, sulk.
In fact, he seems so distracted he entirely fails to notice the mess hall's doors swinging, which smack him right in the face with a loud wham, leaving his nose red and him looking even more annoyed than before]
...owwww...
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[It's the middle of a heated battle, and things are being pretty tight. Seeing you distracted with dispatching one group of enemies, a treacherous enemy unit appears right behind you and about to pounce you with his beam saber!]
ORYAAAAAAAA!
[...aaaaaand he's suddenly ram-punched out of nowhere by a wrecking ball on the end of an extended arm, arm which is followed by a Cherubot. The impact sends it crashing away before Pit rains a burst of lasers on it, leaving its arms utterly totaled while avoiding the cockpit. Cherubot comes to a screeching halt near you as Pit starts circling the chain-and-ball over his head]
Hey! Need some support? You can't have a real pit-ched battle without Pit, you know!
Recently, a strange new crewmember was added to the Chalice - a short guy with wings named Pit, who says he's an angel. In fact, there he is in the hangar, looking around at the mechs... and from this distance, apparently talking to himself enthusiastically, gesticulating and in general acting like there was someone right besides him. Which there... quite emphatically isn't. Yet another crazy crewmember?
Approach?
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[Pit asked you to show/explain him some cool thing or another - weaponry, a ship, a cheesy heroic anime show, maybe even your profession for those space pirates out there. By the time you finish, he's looking at you with barely restrained stars in his eyes, to Palutena's amused chuckling]
That is. SO. AWESOME.
3
[As you go around the corridors, you run into pit, who is looking transparently annoyed as he walks, hands in his toga, muttering something under his breath, and sometimes kicking the ground dejectely with his sandal. He's clearly not noticing very much where he's going.
See Pit. See Pit sulk. Sulk Pit, sulk.
In fact, he seems so distracted he entirely fails to notice the mess hall's doors swinging, which smack him right in the face with a loud wham, leaving his nose red and him looking even more annoyed than before]
...owwww...
4
[It's the middle of a heated battle, and things are being pretty tight. Seeing you distracted with dispatching one group of enemies, a treacherous enemy unit appears right behind you and about to pounce you with his beam saber!]
ORYAAAAAAAA!
[...aaaaaand he's suddenly ram-punched out of nowhere by a wrecking ball on the end of an extended arm, arm which is followed by a Cherubot. The impact sends it crashing away before Pit rains a burst of lasers on it, leaving its arms utterly totaled while avoiding the cockpit. Cherubot comes to a screeching halt near you as Pit starts circling the chain-and-ball over his head]
Hey! Need some support? You can't have a real pit-ched battle without Pit, you know!