Number 1.

[testdriveme]

Since my mom got into an argument with the lady who owns the shoe store, we had to go to a Muggle shoe store so she had something to wear for the day. I probably would've been bored if there hadn't been two good-looking girls running the place. It could've gone well if my mom hadn't reminded me that Muggle girls work like Praying Mantis and eat the

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[spell_truth]

Uh... What?

[testdriveme]

Yes?

[spell_truth]

Muggle girls... Don't work like Praying Mantis... At all.

[testdriveme]

Really? Well, that's what my mom always told me.

[tie_my_shoelace]

A muggle shoe store?

[testdriveme]

We didn't have any other choice.

Did you know that have these metal things that measure your feet? And they have to do it by hand. It's weird.

[tie_my_shoelace]

That sounds barbaric.

[testdriveme]

They have to make money somehow, I guess.

[redwhiteandhero]

What?!

[testdriveme]

What?

[redwhiteandhero]

Muggle girls eat people?

I've never heard that!

[testdriveme]

My mom said it could happen. That's why I'm not allowed to date Muggle girls.

[girlinthepast]

Praying mantis...?

[testdriveme]

You know.. Female Praying Mantis eat the male.

[girlinthepast]

...Muggles don't eat people!

[testdriveme]

Well, how do you know?

1/3

[kid8dik]

Eat the males afterwards?!

[kid8dik]

How uncivilized!

[kid8dik]

Wait. Why didn't Patty and Liz ever tell me about this?

[testdriveme]

Everyone else is saying it doesn't happen, but I can't believe any of them have had the experience yet.