BTVSFIC - Slaying Rooney

Jun 12, 2010 16:44

Title: Slaying Rooney
Author tessarin
Rating: 15
Characters: Faith, Xander, Wayne Rooney
Summary: Xander and Faith are sent to Rustenburg to find an slay a demon. Only problem there's a small football match going on.
Warnings; Language, Faith and Wayne Rooney are in it
Disclaimer: Buffy the vampire slayer is owned by Fox. All characters bar ( Read more... )

xander, football, btvs_fic, faith

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tessarin June 12 2010, 17:47:19 UTC
Thank you, glad you enjoyed it. I was watching South Korea vs Greece and the commentary suddenly gave me the plot bunny. Knew I needed to get it out before tonight's game.

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curiouswombat June 13 2010, 12:40:56 UTC
That was the perfect line.

Here via Petzi - ace story - even got the score line right...

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tessarin June 13 2010, 13:24:21 UTC
"- even got the score line right..."

Thanks, I think there must have been some supernatural agency at work there. Maybe Willow was in the crowd.:-)

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keith5by5 June 12 2010, 18:33:38 UTC
Giles' reaction was classic as was Faith during the match.

Poor Xander.

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tessarin June 12 2010, 18:45:35 UTC
Thanks. I always imagine Faith and sporting events are a dangerous combination.

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keith5by5 June 12 2010, 18:50:03 UTC
Faith in a crowd is always going to be a combustible mix.

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skarman June 13 2010, 08:44:40 UTC
OH.MY.GOD.

First, I hate football/soccer with a passion. I prefer basketball, American Football/Rugby even though I've no idea of the rules for either.

That said, however, this story cracked me up but good :-)

Faith at her absolute best. Xander doing his best to calm her down (you know that THAT will work), Giles being sneaky with the tickets and the ending...

Sheer brilliance.

Please may we have some more?

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tessarin June 13 2010, 13:22:55 UTC
Thank you. I'll keep my eyes open whilst watching the other matches.

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w00hoo June 21 2010, 11:39:03 UTC
Probably best you didn't put it past me, I'd have had problems with 'Rooney' and 'Smartly' in the same sentence :-)

Does make you wonder what they might be summoning with all the vuvuzelas though, some kind of bee god I imagine...

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tessarin June 22 2010, 09:57:39 UTC
I was writing this right up to the football so there was little chance to get it betaed. Plus short. As for the horns I may try and write something short over the coming weekend.

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spikereader June 29 2010, 16:40:23 UTC
Browsing through Petzi's recs and came across this. Fantastic. (Though being eaten by an octopus might have been a better England exit overall).

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tessarin July 1 2010, 11:34:21 UTC
Thank you. Now if Faith and Xander were English they may have let them be eaten, or at least thought about it.:-)

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