Special salutations to my two newest LJ friends--
comixologist and
bornofstars who added me for almost the exact opposite reason. But the inexplicably royal WE is glad that you are here.
Let's play a game!! I'm bored and I haven't really been interacting with you guys as much as of late. Taken from
lassarina, who should have married Locke when she had the chance.
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Three characters:
1. Edward Rochester
2. Nick Sayre
3. D'Artagnan
;)
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D'Artagnan is actually going off the cliff here. I don't think I'm the kind of lady he wants anyhow.
Edward Rochester is definitely sexy, but the road to marriage is long and bitter and I am not sure if I could be Jane Eyre. So I would sleep with him.
Leaving Nick.
Okay, okay, so Taran, Edward Cullen, Mr. Darcy.
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Taran gets to jump off the cliff, sadly. I'd marry Darcy (luff him, and, ooh money! woo!) and... well, pray I survive the night and don't get kids with Edward Cullen? Wait, but I can have money with Edward as well.
Dadgummit what a set! I just don't see Darcy being all... passionate that way. Yet. I think he needs time. XD
Next three:
Fflewddur Fflam
Jacob Black
Aragorn
Haha completely random list!
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Deadpool
Nick Fury
Wolverine
CHOOSE WISELY
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OKAY.
OKAY.
The problem here is that Nick Fury is an excellent excellent one night stand but I dunno if I could be married to Deadpool. He would always be replacing me with Bea Arthur in his mind, and that's a glory I can't live up to.
Plus if you hang around Nick long enough you stop aging, so I'd want to pick up on that.
FOR YOU:
JOKER. JASON TODD. CROWBAR.
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um, joker, off the cliff, for serious. jason todd...hmm, even though he's been written mad inconsistently lately, i get the feeling he'd wake up with night terrors all the damn time. he'd be a good one night stand though.
i guess that makes me mrs. crowbar.
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Patriot
Hal Jordan
Moon Knight
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Lirael
Nicholas Sayre
Mogget
8DDD
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Uh, Mogget is awesome but I'm pretty sure trying to sleep with him would lead to Free Magic burning the eyes out of my soul. PLUS, THROWING HIM OFF A CLIFF WOULDN'T HARM HIM AT ALL.
Next, I would totally sleep with Lirael.
IF I MARRY SAMETH I GET TO BE A PRINCESS.
Okay, relevant to princesses: Zelda, Peach, Samus.
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Okay, let's see: I'd thow Samus off of a cliff because she has armor. Woot.
Zelda would be my fuckbuddy
and I would marry Peach because she knows how to make tea 8DDD ♥
OKAIZ, AGAIN:
Batman
Superman
The Flash
woot DC superheroes 8D
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Bucky
Hawkeye (Clint)
Namor
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THIS IS HARD.
Actually I'd throw Bucky off the cliff because he has a history of long drops into cold water, and this only seems to make him hotter and more manly in the long run??
AND CRAP, LIKE ANY KIND OF LONG TERM RELATIONSHIP IS GONNA WORK WITH NAMOR
HAH HAH HAH
Okay, which leaves Clint. Which, yeah, I'd totally invade that secretly.
FOR YOU--
Tony Stark, Hank Pym, Reed Richards
It's like whichever way you lose.
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Tony would have to be the screw, because he does not do relationships. I can't marry Reed Richards because I'm a Richards already so we might be related and that would be wrong. So I guess I have to marry Hank and get beaten for the rest of my life. i hate you
Cable
Xavin
Luke Cage
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A) Xavin would make for fun kinkytimes in bed, and we all know this. It's like, stretchy powers without having to look at Reed Richards UNLESS YOU WANT TO. So I'm sleeping with Xavin.
B) I would marry Luke Cage, I think his relationship w/Jessica is nice and it endeared me to him.
C) YEP, I would throw Cable off a cliff.
MORE FUN:
Black Widow (Natasha), Hawkeye (Kate), Wasp
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Uh, even if Laguna's love interests tend to die. I don't care!!
For you: Reno, Rude, Tseng.
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