"Your friend - D."

[terebi_me]

Yes, it's true - BRAM STOKER'S DRACULA is a really, really awful movie. But I totally, totally love it. It's fantastic for a laugh - everything from the awesome slutness of our two female leads (Winona "Wanna" Ryder and Sadie "I Fucked Jude Law And Kate Moss - At The Same Time" Frost) to the horrifically poor acting skills of Keanu Reeves, to

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[the_automatik]

I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.

Yes, it's true - BRAM STOKER'S DRACULA is a really, really awful movie. But I totally, totally love it.For REALZ. I think I have seen it 25 times. I was so obsessed with it when it came out I saw it two days in a row and then like, 4 more times in the theatre after that. And I was a poor college student withouth my own transportation! That's dedication

some of my other favorite lines...

[terebi_me]

"She's hotter than a June bride ridin' bareback buck nekkid in the middle of the summer!"

"I have crossed oceans of time to find you..."

"Music?! Those animals?!"

"Bloody wolves chasing me through some blue inferno..."

and the ultimate Tom Waits line, which I desperately want to sample into some goth-rock, Skinny-Puppy-esque dirge:
"I'm not a lunatic, I'M A SANE MAN FIGHTING FOR HIS SOWWWWWWL!"

I still have the complete collection of the trading cards. Je suis un dork.

Re: some of my other favorite lines...

[the_automatik]

"Bloody wolves chasing me through some blue inferno..."

HAHAHAHA!

"While I have grey hair in some scenes but not in others!"

TRADING CARDS?!? I never knew of those. Wow.

Re: some of my other favorite lines...

[the_automatik]

Um, that was me.

[terebi_me]

It's actually REALLY bad.
All the time.
Except for when Tom Waits or Richard E. Grant is the only person on screen.

rhuby lurves ewe...

[anonymous]

i don't think it is possible for me to forget us seeing that movie, and just sitting there little-popping-up-and-down, hands in mouth anticipating that line.

i am filled with love.