Surprise Botsex

[teratomarty]

In the course of writing some fanfiction smut for the charming and talented  piratehatter, I was moved to slash two characters who were not what she had requested at all.  They're not technically men, they're artificial intelligences; one's a shipboard computer, the other is an android.  However, they both have male names, and that makes them fair game for gay

Comments

[coraline]

Anyone who knows which fandom these characters are from gets extra geek points.

...wait, there are people who WOULDN'T recognize "marvin" and "eddie" immediately, in the first sentence??

[teratomarty]

You get extra, extra geek points for holding that opinion.

[coraline]

also? you're completely warped. like, reallyreally. not that you didn't know this. :)

[teratomarty]

Hey, it's only logical. I saw some Transformers robot porn online and thought, well that's just dumb, why would they put the interface jacks there? So I was forced to consider what AI sex would be like, and here's the end result.

[moonshadow]

It's not a problem for me, but you may have readers who would wish smut to be behind a cut, so as to not be accused of wasting Valuable Company Time on robot porn. *grin*

[teratomarty]

It's... a technical manual. Yeah. The kind with a centerfold, admittedly, but they're just reading it for the articles.

[beowabbit]

Yeah, what coraline said, on all counts.

(Only wouldn't it be Zaphod who was hooking Marvin and Eddie up? I'm not sure that's within Arthur's skillset.)

(Woo! Hot robot-robot-two-headed-alien three-way!)

[dustriderma]

This is really hot... geeky and HOT!!!

[piratehatter]

i am charming :D

huu huu huu...

about the fic (the whole thing, not this excerpt), it's really good, I really liked Ford's sexy position on the bed and the whole smelling-the-towel thing (I am reminded of Ms. Macaroni >.>), but the final bit with Arthur being all cool with Ford pleasuring himself on his bed randomly and even joining in was... less than canon. Still nice, but it felt kind of Beeblebroxian.