Surprise Botsex

[teratomarty]

In the course of writing some fanfiction smut for the charming and talented  piratehatter, I was moved to slash two characters who were not what she had requested at all.  They're not technically men, they're artificial intelligences; one's a shipboard computer, the other is an android.  However, they both have male names, and that makes them fair game for gay

Comments

[coraline]

Anyone who knows which fandom these characters are from gets extra geek points.

...wait, there are people who WOULDN'T recognize "marvin" and "eddie" immediately, in the first sentence??

[teratomarty]

You get extra, extra geek points for holding that opinion.

[coraline]

also? you're completely warped. like, reallyreally. not that you didn't know this. :)

[teratomarty]

Hey, it's only logical. I saw some Transformers robot porn online and thought, well that's just dumb, why would they put the interface jacks there? So I was forced to consider what AI sex would be like, and here's the end result.

[coraline]

"only logical" does not necessarily lead most (unwarped) people to actually /write/ this stuff. which is why it's good there are people like you in the world ;)

[lepidoctor]

Transformers robot porn is the reason for the existence of the hysterically funny term for robot pen0r - "interface pole."

I couldn't stop giggling for weeks after I heard that, honestly.