Nothing depresses me more than my future.

What do I do?

I've completed my passport application.

Emigration comes all too soon.

I have red facial hair.

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All I want to do is play in a dance-pop band for the rest of my life.

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And learn midi. The computer is the coolest musical instrument.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOZART!!!

Even Google is celebrating! Check it out!

Today W.A. Mozart turns 250 years old. I'll be celebrating all day. You should join me. It was going to be a party but I forgot to invite anyone. And then I remembered that nobody gave a shit anyway.

YAY!

I've just decided ( Read more... )

I still have to apply.

I got rear-ended at a red light on New Years Eve. It turned out the kid didn't have insurance. It turns out my back bumper is cracked in 2 places. Sorry, bro, but you did slam into my car. I hope you have $1700 ( Read more... )

Dear Everyone,

If you get a chance at any point in your lifetime, read _Ishmael_. Daniel Quinn is perhaps not the best writer, but he's one of the best thinkers I've ever come across. I highly recommend it.