Today is tax day.
Today is also the day that lincoln died.
however, he was shot on the 14th.
Today, the titanic sunk into the ocean.
however, it hit the iceberg on the 14th.
wo ho, its my birthday.

! (<---- thats excitement)

yeah, im drunk, what am i to do with ( Read more... )

Although spring break means nothing to me, it does however mean something to my friends still going to school ( Read more... )

Im slightly annoyed.
your the problem of the week.
If i hear one more sigh
Someones getting it in the face.

I should have seen it happening ( Read more... )

Nick, Matt, and i were all eating some macdonnalds around 12 on saturday night. We were giving nick a hard time because, while hanging out with carly, he forgot to pick up matt at work ( Read more... )

a lot of shit has been dropping lately, there's been a complete turn around with things in my life that aren't all bad ( Read more... )

yesterday, i felt just that much older.
yesterday, i became an uncle. She's the cutest baby i've ever seen.

ok, now lets see which one of you bastards will be the first to say "Uncle Ben, HAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

Don't look in here, i fucking hate you in here too. Go away. Nothing personal.

"you two want to hang out for awhile?" Carly says, shooting a glance at me ( Read more... )