Comments | tender_crook: 05. we're happy, young, and bubbling with love!

tender_crook

05. we're happy, young, and bubbling with love!

Apr 23, 2011 19:27

[Phone]
I'd like to propose some alternative programming for those of us who don't want to waste our evening in a high school gym. Anyone interested?

[Action (locked to one particular resident of 1651 Albright Lane)]
( i'm sure it turns out real swell )

phone, around the house, actions

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no_indoor_voice April 24 2011, 00:32:26 UTC

[Just kind of staring at him]

What could we possibly have to talk about.

tender_crook April 24 2011, 00:37:14 UTC

I did a little, um, background check...

[kurt removes his glasses why yes this was staged for maximum dramatic impact]

no_indoor_voice April 24 2011, 00:44:07 UTC

What-

[He sees the book.

What.]

tender_crook April 24 2011, 01:05:39 UTC

Unless there are multiple strapping Italian men named Tybalt with anger issues in the world--

[Kurt pushes it forward with his fingertips for inspection. A shadow of worry passes over his face.]

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[phone] notsaul April 24 2011, 00:43:41 UTC

Only losers won't be going to prom.

[FUCK YOU KURT THIS IS A SPECIAL NIGHT FOR HER SHE'S GONNA TRY TO BANG AN ALIEN]

Re: [phone] tender_crook April 24 2011, 01:02:34 UTC

[oh god it's bizarro hermione]

Only a loser would go.

notsaul April 24 2011, 01:09:39 UTC

Okay, what sort of person wouldn't go to an event that greatly increases your chance of getting both completely wasted and laid?

A loser, that's who.

tender_crook April 24 2011, 01:14:37 UTC

[Kurt makes a kind of taken-aback little cough thing.]

Everyone participating in this thing is either promiscuous or insane. You'd like it there, wouldn't you.

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needlesthrubugs April 24 2011, 00:47:36 UTC

[phone]

Wait, are you saying you don't have a date?

tender_crook April 24 2011, 01:03:15 UTC

[aaaaand it's mormon tina]

I am abstaining courteously from attendance.

needlesthrubugs April 24 2011, 01:11:57 UTC

...is it because you don't have somebody to go with?

[hopeful]

tender_crook April 24 2011, 01:17:23 UTC

[le sigh]

Don't get your hopes up, Shilo. I'm sure you'll find a very nice boy to go with. Or girl, whichever. Or you could ditch it and hang out at the movie theater with the cool kids.

perfektsymmetry April 24 2011, 00:55:49 UTC

You don't want to go? Why not?

tender_crook April 24 2011, 01:00:10 UTC

It's not really a real prom, is it? I didn't go to school with any of you. The junior prom is grossly overrated as a concept, but this is a farce.

[yeah and he doesn't have anyone to go with THIS IS IMPORTANT]

perfektsymmetry April 24 2011, 01:04:42 UTC

N-No, but... Well, I thought I wasn't going either, but a lot of people talked me into it. I really don't think it'll be much like a prom, more just like a big party. People are always looking for a reason to kick back and relax in Mayfield. Ah, plus I figured if I didn't go, I'd just be sitting somewhere else thinking about it.

tender_crook April 24 2011, 01:12:38 UTC

The alternative to prom would be -- I don't know, we could all dress up and go mock the B-movies or something. It'd be more fun than a heteronormative 1950s social function. And the other people in town aren't the kind of people I'd hang out with.

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[phone] commentboxtroll April 24 2011, 04:45:10 UTC

That depends on what the alternative is.

Re: [phone] tender_crook April 24 2011, 04:48:27 UTC

Nothing too fancy, but it 'd beat standing around in a school gym.

commentboxtroll April 24 2011, 05:00:35 UTC

So not actual plan yet?

Almost anything can beat standing around a school, but it is still a step above staying in a house alone with a creepy drone kid.

tender_crook April 24 2011, 05:02:24 UTC

We could make some kind of committee--

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