05. we're happy, young, and bubbling with love!

[tender_crook]

[Phone]
I'd like to propose some alternative programming for those of us who don't want to waste our evening in a high school gym. Anyone interested?

[Action (locked to one particular resident of 1651 Albright Lane)]

Comments

[phone]

[notsaul]

Only losers won't be going to prom.

[FUCK YOU KURT THIS IS A SPECIAL NIGHT FOR HER SHE'S GONNA TRY TO BANG AN ALIEN]

Re: [phone]

[tender_crook]

[oh god it's bizarro hermione]

Only a loser would go.

[notsaul]

Okay, what sort of person wouldn't go to an event that greatly increases your chance of getting both completely wasted and laid?

A loser, that's who.

[tender_crook]

[Kurt makes a kind of taken-aback little cough thing.]

Everyone participating in this thing is either promiscuous or insane. You'd like it there, wouldn't you.

[notsaul]

Yes. A lot. [DOES NOT TAKE IT AS AN INSULT AT ALL]

Don't make me track your ass down and drag you there because I am contractually obligated to force all wallflowers into embarrassing situations until they grow a fucking spine. [or until they become partially catatonic from shame. daniel.]

[tender_crook]

Listen, I'm-- I'm not good when I get drunk, okay? And I am the furthest thing from a wallflower, it's just this town, I swear to God--

[notsaul]

Listen.

Boy who sits in front of me in class.

You're fucking going to prom; I just decided for you.

[tender_crook]

When I see you there, I will puke on you.

[notsaul]

As long as it's not ink, I'll be good.

[tender_crook]

All over you. Everywhere.

[notsaul]

Have you ever tried to get ink out of your clothes.

All your clothes.

I've started wearing raincoats when I go over his house.

[tender_crook]

[perish the thought]

Whose house?

[notsaul]

My sea urchin friend.

[cuttlefish

whatevs]

[tender_crook]

... okay then.