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Oh, so I graduated. I was (COLLEGE!) sufficently wasted for the week leading up to it, but I managed to keep it together, leave with minimal regrets, avoid a trip to the hospital, et al. Instead, Ted Kennedy went to the hospital and in a rather incredible turn of events Obama wound up filling in and giving our commencement speech. His words were ( Read more... )

There is nothing easy about Sunday morning.

I’m basically trapped in my room seeing as there's a student film being filmed on my stairs (i.e. the apparatus I use to descend from the second floor) so I’m going to sit here and type loudly. As far as I can surmise, the scene that takes place on my stairs involves a cake being thrown out the front door into the street. There have been extensive ( Read more... )

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I have this thing where, nine times out of ten, I fall in love with the airline stewardess on my plane. I love being served crappy refreshments by an attractive (or equally well-put together) lady who is totally in control of the weird, stuffy place that is an airline cabin. I flew back from North Carolina the other day, and the flight attendant ( Read more... )

We haven't  had hot water in my house for three days. Unlike the "service engine soon" light in my car, for which I'm still holding out hope will take care of itself and turn off, I may have to man up and take some executive action on the water heater situation. This is irritating ( Read more... )

What is with the Livjournal writing prompts? They really enforce my creeping suspicion that this site is run by a bunch of the worst kids from high school. To wit:

What Do You Have To Say?
Tell us about your favorite DIY clothing stores.

Nope, I have nothing to say.