Goldilocks should have been here

[teldave]

So, the new owners of my house came by with their architect. Was supposed to be for half an hour. The house is filled to the rafters with boxes and...boxes and I wondered how they could even measure anything when they couldn't even get into the rooms...but, hey, that was their problem

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[boozegnome]

ron and marisa, sittin' in the tree...

;)

honestly, i don't get people who always wear shorts (unless they own some offshore holding company and live in bermuda and sip mai tais out of coconuts all day). i knew a dude in rochester who did that. it could be -8 degrees and he'd have shorts on. way to go there, you're real tough. Old Man Winter must be REALLY impressed.

jackass...

[teldave]

And, of course, Ron in shorts IS not a good look! J Crew is not coming a-knocking for his picture!

Mai Tais? Yum.

[thetamsters]

there was a guy at my college who always wore shorts as well. he said pant legs bothered his leg hairs (????). of course, college was in the south, so it's not the same as the winters up here.

[teldave]

Leg hairs? Hmm. Was he one of our simian cousins? And, yes, being in the south does have its advantages weather-wise.

[symbelmine]

Hey, don't knock the bowleggedness! At least that means he can ride a horse well. Like Viggo Mortensen. So it'd be six degrees of separation from Viggo, in its own way...I'll shut up now.

[teldave]

SIX DEGREES? Bite your tongue. Immediately!

[boozegnome]

i would just like to humbly point out that i'm bowlegged also. so if that makes me resemble viggo mortensen, well, so be it.

[teldave]

O.K. But did I forget to mention that he was ALSO pigeon-toed? Ron, not Viggo...