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The Grasshopper and the Bell Cricket
Even when you have become a young man, laugh with pleasure at a girl's delight when, told that it's a grasshopper, she is given a bell cricket; laugh with affection at a girl's chagrin when, told that it's a bell cricket, she is given a grasshopper ( Read more... ) -
The Curse
What did Grandpa leave me this old guitar for? Did his declining health give him a sick sense of humor? I gave it to Jess. She's not very good at it, and she's not even family so I guess I blew the whole heirloom thing, but at least she's got two arms. She shot me a real knowing look, too, like she always does when she thinks something must've been ( Read more... ) -
oh jeez
I have 100 movie rentals paid for at the local video shop, and I need people to suggest things to watch. TV shows on DVD are fair game, too. I'm particularly fond of Jimmy Stewart, Gregory Peck, things involving private investigators or investigative journalists, the movie Chinatown, and Bill Murray, but I'm open to anything ( Read more... ) -
guess these songs
Step 1: Put your playlist on random.
Step 2: Post the first(ish) line from the first 30 songs that play, not matter how embarrassing.
Step 3: Strike out the songs when someone guesses correctly.
Step 4: Looking them up on Google or any other search engine is cheating
1. Mistaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh Mooooonliiiight!
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I wrote in this thing again. Weird! I also changed the way this thing looks. I think it looks better.
Today, a tree fell out of my backyard onto my neighbor's pool. Good show!
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So uhh
These personality tests sure are a riot. Found this one on Brendan's journal and ended up with the same result. GO FIGURE.
I'll preface my result the same way he did: NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
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I have a blog now at http://passivevoice.blogspot.com if you didn't know it already. Not a lot of people read it but some people like it. Some people think it's funny ( Read more... ) -
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If anybody ever wanted to visit, now would be a good time.
Seeing as how I don't have a 2nd semester ROOMMATE in my double (yet). -
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At least one mouse has decided to make his home in the wall by my computer desk. So I got that goin' for me. -
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You are a
Social Liberal
(68% permissive)
and an...
Economic Liberal
(33% permissive)
You are best described as a:
Democrat
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