More gods? Why, this is simply embarrassing, none of them have any idea of how to properly go about it; they should really be taking lessons from me, I have experience. For starters: Needs less clothing. That's why I liked Rome so much, you know, the temperature was perfect for a toga... or no toga. The choice, as they say, was yours ( Read more... )

To recap?

Someone's blown up some portion of the forest, lovely, nice job, so discreet. There was a fight in the desert... we have a desert? This is news to me. More murders, how annoying, I think someone was kidnapped? Yes? No? Where is that reporter when you need her, she should keep me posted ( Read more... )

Another odd-week passes, and still no fruit borne. You would think that by now this City- in it's apparent infinite quality that I am so often reminded of- would bring forth someone new of interest?

No, of course not.

Not, of course, that those I've currently had the pleasure of making acquaintances with is particularly boorish, but I cannot be ( Read more... )

This is by far the most mindlessly amusing thing I've seen so far here, possibly moreso than the curse involving icecream.


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