THIRTY (for the ready)

[tehpuck]

To recap?

Someone's blown up some portion of the forest, lovely, nice job, so discreet. There was a fight in the desert... we have a desert? This is news to me. More murders, how annoying, I think someone was kidnapped? Yes? No? Where is that reporter when you need her, she should keep me posted

Comments

[darkest0knight]

I dunno. I think building the church was a good idea.

Some people'd rather worship someplace where they don't impale kids on crosses for altar decoration.

[tehpuck]

Yes, granted, there is that factor, but keep in mind that we now have two houses of worship for the same denomination. Aren't you people the ones who invented the equal rights and opportunities idea, or was I drunk for that movement?

And, honestly, all of the good churches had human sacrifices at one time or another. I believe proper word is 'retro'?

[ooc If you feel the need for Tony to pull a 'Heeeey, you look like this vampire guy...', feel free XD;!]

[darkest0knight]

Actually, I'm not sure what the denominations are. For either of the churches. You people?

I guess your definition of "good" differs from mine.

[ooc: Well, I'm assuming this is network typed, so he hasn't actually seen Puck yet. But if he does, he'll totally mention the resemblance. XD]

[tehpuck]

From what I can tell, Catholic and Catholic.

By good I meant exciting, please don't make me pull out the dichotomy of 'good and evil' discussion, right now, I've really not the mood for it.

[ooc Cool beans \o/ Puck will balk, he hates vampires;;]

[pixelatedmemory]

Someone blew up part of the forest? Is that what happened..? I had no idea...

[tehpuck]

Have you been checked for narcolepsy?

I don't know, I didn't do it; suffice to say that someone did, in fact, explode a small portion of it.

[pixelatedmemory]

I was wondering what that noise was... I wonder why they'd do something like that.

[tehpuck]

Some people are just inherently violent. Best not to judge them, lest they come after you.

[banditfox]

If I did leave you an offering, I don't think you'd much care for it.

[tehpuck]

Because I'm so nonviolent? Don't underestimate me, I'm still alive for a reason.

But! Idle threats aside, the event is over, and with a word from your lips I'll simply never mention it again.

[banditfox]

Who ever said I'd be that blatant about it?

If you would, let us not mention it again. There are far better ways to spend the time.

[tehpuck]

I said nothing, I heard nothing.

Now, you see, you shouldn't end sentances like that, I have an overactive imagination enough as it is.

[kittyjones]

...So all in all, it's been a pretty quiet week?

[tehpuck]

Compairitively.

[kittyjones]

A girl could get used to this.

[tehpuck]

And a 1,600,000-year-old immortal being. I rather like it, also.

[repairedbywebs]

Religious denominations aside, perhaps you should organize a committee to find citizens who like to disturb the peace a hobby. Flower arrangement, bake sales, I don't care. Just make them shut up.

[tehpuck]

Were you not present for that little 'Club Day'? There was a 'Genocidists Anonymous', I believe. You could reform them, if so inclined.

[repairedbywebs]

They are disrupting my work, sir.

You serial killer.

How anonymous can they be if they have a club?

[tehpuck]

And what is your work, ma'am?

I belive they were being, for lack of a better term, ironical.