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[tehpuck]

Do you know how long it's been since I last went out, to some public venue such as... the park, or the town square, and sat down and did some people-watching? Went out amongst the adoring public for simply the joy of being near the public, graced all of you with my shared presence simply for the sake of gracing you? Just lounged about outside of my

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THIS IS ATORA ROLLING HER EYES. HARD.

[sohappyforyou]

THIS IS ROBIN. DOING... INNAPROPRIATE THINGS. HARD.

[tehpuck]

I'M SCARED TO ASK WHAT THOSE THINGS ARE. BUT MEH. CURIOSITY.

[sohappyforyou]

And still your ego astounds me.

IT'LL LET YOUR IMAGINATION FILL IN THE BLANKS 'CAUSE I DUNNO WHAT ALL THOSE POSITIONS ARE CALLED.

[tehpuck]

You enjoy every minute of it; admit it. The shock and awe factor keeps you coming back for more each time.

[brbkickingass]

Wow. You sound... conceited. Also perverted.

[tehpuck]

...And? By this you mean...? Though I personally prefer the terms 'confident' and 'comfortable with my own sexuality'. It's not my fault everyone else is bashful and ashamed, nor that people often faint of pleasure at seeing, much less actually touching, my nude form. It's simply a cross I must bear.

[brbkickingass]

I mean that nobody sits outside to watch naked people pass by and somehow "grace" us with his presences unless he's a conceited pervet.

And I refuse to believe anybody faints at you.

[tehpuck]

Or a man confident and comfortable with his own sexuality. Either/or.

Refuse all you like; the truth remains the truth.

[warped_inside]

Of course you'll be going out today.

[ooc: Tosh has not talked to Robin in TOO LONG. D:]

[tehpuck]

Good to know I've left such a good impression of my general character.

[ooc And what good timing she has! XD he's been feeling... better, lately.]

[warped_inside]

It wasn't a great shock to hear, no. How have you been?

[ooc: Yay for good timing!]

[tehpuck]

Fantastic, besides an odd dream here and there. And you? Missing me terribly? Wringing handkerchiefs and staring wistfully out the window? I'm flattered, really.

[fun_in_here]

What kinda drinks?

[tehpuck]

I, personally, prefer wine, but do venture occasionally out into the wonderful world of anything else fermented. I'd suggest trying Lux; they have the best everything.

[fun_in_here]

I really like how you think.

Still not sure this place isn't hell, but I feel better about it every day. Thanks.

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[tehpuck]

As do I. It's why I keep doing it.

Because of me? What, exactly, has botched your temperament so that I would elicit such a response? I want to know, and yet, I don't.

[handsomejack]

And people say I'm bad.

[tehpuck]

In bed? My pity is upon you, then. Stop by and I'll throw you a few pointers.

[handsomejack]

Well, there's a way to stop a conversation in it's tracks.

[tehpuck]

I'm sorry, I couldn't resist the temptation. I'm sure your reputation is almost maybe possibly nearing somewhere in the cosmos of mine.